The Age to relocate to Daniel Andrews’ electorate office in Noble Park
Fairfax Chairman Peter Costello said the move had been in the works for some time and brushed off suggestions it was a conflict of interest.
Vaccine passports scrapped after Victorians tell retailers ‘I can’t recall’ when asked if they are fully vaccinated
Local man Robbo, 32, stated the 21st century version of the Soviet passport system can ‘go and get fucked.’
Phil Lowe unconcerned about inflation as it will ‘only affect poorer Australians’
After inflation jumped 2% for the first time in six years, the governor said he wasn’t concerned in the slightest as ‘only poorer Australians and not property owners’ will be affected.
Morrison weighs in for monthly token criticism of Andrews before going back to turning a blind eye
The PM was scathing about Andrews’ power grab, but vowed to keep turning a blind eye and pretending there was a difference in the uniparty.
Morrison announces new “Judge Buy Back Program” to ensure ‘integrity of mandate challenges’
“This is to ensure the integrity of the process. I still haven’t mandated vaccines and they are not compulsory so there is nothing to really worry about.”
Study finds Australia’s deadliest pandemic has claimed zero lives of first responders
The study, conducted by the Who the Fuck Still Believes This Shit Institute, found that no Police, Ambos, Doctors, Nurses or Firies have succumbed to the virus despite being at the forefront of it for the last 18 months.
Scott Morrison unveils LNP re-election strategy of implementing left-wing policies from five years ago
Morrison has stated Cabinet had agreed to copy and paste both the ALP and Greens policies from the 2016 election and pass them off as their own.
Victoria Police provide Extinction Rebellion protestors tea and scones after traffic shut down in CBD
The protestors, trying to manufacture consent for the destruction of the Australian economy, blocked off parts of the Melbourne CBD and were rapidly attended to by officers bearing refreshments.
Andrews temporarily allows unvaccinated to shop so he can blame another lockdown on them
The Premier’s announcement means unvaccinated can enter retail shops until mid-November, giving contact tracers enough time to make up some cases and manufacture consent for another lockdown.
Liberty Victoria file for bankruptcy after being M.I.A. since 2020
“It’s been great and a nice little cash cow for constant lobbying for anyone who is left wing, but when it comes to the Nuremburg Code and the right to bodily autonomy, that’s something we don’t want to deal with unless you’re a refugee.
New Vaccine Resistant Strain Emerges?
According to commentator Alex Berenson on his substack, an article recently published in Nature has identified a new “heavily mutated” coronavirus variant that is capable of bypassing the vacccines. If so, that was faster than I anticipated! If this has legs, what’s the likely outcome? More lockdowns, or do you think people will finally accept … Read more
New Victorian ‘permanent pandemic legislation’ features yellow stars for ‘classes of unvaccinated individuals’
The legislation, which allows for discrimination of classes of individuals, will force unvaccinated individuals to wear yellow stars and bar them from public life.