Timbo’s Two Cents on Australian Federal Election: Let the chaos reign

Stagmal gave a good take on the election and now here’s my two cents. Called the Albo-Schwab victory earlier in the week but that wasn’t difficult. Only 30% of the country wanted him, so the ALP voters out there can take that as a Bradbury victory. As others have commented, EZFKA now has a contingent … Read more

EZFKA was right – here comes the post-federal election Great Replacement boat invasion!

We called it earlier in the week but it wasn’t hard to call. Illegal boats intercepted off of Christmas Island from Sri Lanka: “Scott Morrison has claimed that Australians need to keep him as prime minister to continue stopping the boats after two Sri Lankan asylum seeker vessels were intercepted apparently trying to reach Australia. … Read more

Presentations to hospital skyrocket, progressive schadenfreude to blame

Medical groups have issued a public health warning regarding a recent spike in presentations to hospital emergency departments. “Progressives have overdosed on schadenfraude, and we think it started with Gladys Berejiklian’s ICAC hearing,” commented a spokesperson from the Economic Zone Formerly Known as Australia Medical Association (EZFKAMA). We interviewed doctors on the front line, many … Read more

Woman dies after multiple jabs

After further investigations NSW Health announced that Premier Gladys Berejiklian has developed a terminal case of corruption, which has been attributed to being directly related to multiple Maguire jabs. It was revealed that Berejiklian was receiving these regularly over the last 5 years, and due to the severe nature of the corruption allegations, is now … Read more

Porter keeps job, keeps cash

In a dark day for EZFKA, former Attorney General Christian Porter has resigned from Scott Morrison’s ministry after revealing he had accepted an anonymous donation to help cover his personal legal fees. Mr Porter’s future in federal parliament had been in doubt following revelations that a “blind trust” had paid for his discontinued defamation case … Read more

Brendan Murphy awarded Father of the Year, Scott Morrison furious

Former Federal Chief Medical Officer Professor Brendan Murphy has been awarded Father of the Year for 2021. Best known for his poor response to the Covid19 pandemic which included bungling the hotel quarantine system, Professor Murphy found out about the award in the days prior to Father’s day, claiming it was a “huge and unexpected … Read more