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Keating was scathing at the price tag and the mere suggestion that Australia spend any of it’s GDP on defence equipment at the expense of the property market.

“No-one had the ALP on their 2023 bingo cards to destroy what’s left of our public institutions with chains of endless foreign welfare parasitism,’ Giles said.

The organisation expects to field a record number of calls from triple vaccinated Victorians considering self-harm, should Djokovic win the title after being banned for not taking the jab.

Minns has also hired Meriton’s Harry Trigaboff as his campaign manager with the aim of making housing affordability the #1 issue.

The ban comes into effect immediately, with Chinese buyers set to return to Australia next week.

The two teenage boys, already out on bail for a previous offence that day, were pardoned by Queensland Police and Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk after it was confirmed that they were performing a Welcome to Country inside the house.

The move comes after Australia’s housing market continues to go south and saving landlords becomes ‘priority one’ yet again.

9-year old Muhammad Al-Muhammad beheaded 4 of his classmates at Auburn Primary School this morning, while screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’. NSW Police and ASIO are baffled as to his motiviations.

Samantha Maiden, Peter Fitzsimons, Lisa Wilkinson have been selected as jurors along with Adam Bandt and Grace Tame, to provide an impartial and fair trial.