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Doherty Institute model predicts 26 million Australians will die of monkeypox unless vaccine mandates re-instated

May 21, 2022 by Timbo

The new model predicts a catastrophe worse than COVID if lockdowns, masks and triple vaccination mandates are not immediately re-instated.

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Lefty journo bravely criticises Ben Roberts-Smith and SASR from behind desk in Melbourne

May 16, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Nick McKenzie has been praised for his continuing work on the globalist agenda to demoralise the Australian military, with a months long smear piece against the soldier and the regiment in general.

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Liberals announce superannuation policy to save house prices

May 15, 2022 by Gouda

With the official Liberal Party launch of the 2022 Election campaign underway today, Scott Morrison the Prime Minister of EZFKA has announced a new policy that will allow first home buyers access to their Superannuation to fund a home deposit. It is proposed that an amount of up to $50,000 could be used for the … Read more

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Report: Labor MP Richard Marles ‘guest of honour’ on board Chinese intelligence ship off of WA coast

May 14, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Marles was aboard the ship and was touring the WA coast inspecting potential landing sites for a PLAN invasion in the near future.

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“A real win for democide” Melbourne Communists celebrate Swastika Ban

May 13, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The Victorian Bolshevik Association hailed the move with tributes to Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Stalin and Mao at their headquarters in Caufield. Greens leader Adam Bandt was also in attendance.

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Go Fund Me to throw Alan Joyce out of a plane reaches goal in five minutes

May 10, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.

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Karen Andrews announces crackdown on foreign interference by allowing Chinese to attack Australians criticising Xi in Sydney

May 10, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Anthony Albanese said he 100% supports the move and will introduce legislation to ban Australians from defending themselves from any kind of foreign attack if re-elected.

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Australian Electoral Commission releases instructional video on how to get your dead relatives to vote for Albo

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The video, featuring World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab and US President Joe Biden, also gives tips on ballot harvesting and shows that up to 81 million votes are possible at the next election, if people follow some easy steps.

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Labor say they’ll support boat turn backs until the day after the federal election

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Shadow Home Affairs Minister Kristina Keneally said she’ll support turning back the boats publicly, but will likely recant if the ALP win office in a few weeks time.

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Grace Tame, Aussie Cossack to headline Griftcon 2022

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The line-up will also feature regulars Friendlyjordies and Avi Yemini among a slew of the finest grifters EZFKA has to offer.

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Albo confirms McGowan appointing WA Police Commissioner as Governor will be ‘outside the scope of any Federal ICAC investigation’

May 9, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Dawson, who will take up the appointment this month, was appointed by McGowan at the height of the COVID pandemic in a move dubbed ‘one of the most corrupt in WA history.’

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Study finds Climate 200 candidates just list of women Simon Holmes A Court is trying to bang

May 6, 2022 by Timbo

The study, conducted by the Simp Institute, found that nearly all the middle-aged wealthy white female candidates were just chicks that Holmes A Court had been trying to get a piece of for some time.

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Victorian Greens introduce legislation to sack teachers who haven’t tried to groom children

May 5, 2022 by Timbo

The bill, seen as an extension to the Safe Schools Act, has support from the ALP, Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick and will see teachers drawn almost exclusively from the sex offenders registry.

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Victoria Police facing critical staff shortage after half the force assigned to guard Daniel Andrews

April 28, 2022 by Timbo

Victoria Police said that a massive recruiting drive was underway in order to offer the same protection to Fiona Patten and Andy Meddick.

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Kristina Keneally vows to introduce new African Gang visa if ALP elected

April 28, 2022 by Timbo

The bill has full support from the Greens who have indicated that they would advocate for free housing and community corrections orders for future offenders.

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Scott Morrison congratulates Klaus Schwab on his French election win

April 26, 2022 by Timbo

Emmanuel Macron swept to victory on Saturday night, but it was Schwab who was the real victor according to Scomo.

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Australians celebrate ANZAC Day by recalling how they pussied out and bent the knee to globalist tyranny the past two years

April 25, 2022 by Timbo

Thousands of Australians have spent ANZAC ay 2022 vividly recalling how they disgraced those who gave the ultimate sacrifice during COVID.

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Labor deny plans to introduce a carbon tax, confirm plans to introduce “I can’t believe it’s not a carbon tax”

April 25, 2022 by Timbo

Marles later said he and the rest of the ALP front bench were relishing opportunities to fuck up in the absence of Albo’s fuck ups.

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Study finds direct correlation between positive COVID tests and ALP leaders being pussies

April 22, 2022 by Timbo

The study, done by the Lose the Unloseable Institute has found that ALP figureheads tend to test positive whenever under public scrutiny, with leader Anthony Albanese the latest victim.

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Albanese in isolation after testing positive for elevated levels of oestrogen

April 21, 2022 by Timbo

The PM hopeful tested positive last night and will be off the campaign trail for a week, depending on “how much of a pussy he’s feeling like later in the week.”

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Greens announce new “Anti-White Australia” immigration policy of deporting all white Australians by 2025

April 19, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The plan will see the new quarantine camps built used to round up white Australians and ship them off to any country that will take them, ‘preferably non-white.’

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Labor scrambling to find out who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have Albo at industry event that ALP helped destroy the past two years

April 19, 2022 by Minister Sinister

“We like to market ourselves as the cool party, when in actual fact we’re just a different flavour of the same turd.”

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Zali Steggall says she’ll stand up for gender equality by letting men invade women’s sports

April 19, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The MP was under fire this week for suggesting opposition to transmen playing women’s sports was purely transphobia and that young women should allow themselves to be injured against men.

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Victorian Commonwealth Games cancelled after realisation no athletes will be left alive to compete by then

April 12, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Even free aspirin and defibrillators wasn’t enough to persuade the Commonwealth Games committee, who promptly decided to terminate the contract and save tax payers and hospitals the trouble.

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Gillon McLachlan resigns from AFL to take up new board position at Australian Heart Foundation

April 12, 2022 by Minister Sinister

McLachlan denied allegations that the timing of the move was nothing to do with a series of players experiencing serious heart conditions.

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Bikram looking forward to preying on women again after Australia announces new Indian Yoga Instructor Visa

April 11, 2022 by Timbo

The first wave of Yoga Instructors are expected to commence driving Uber and fucking up deliveries for Australia Post in the next few months.

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Scomo cooks curry to celebrate selling out Australian working class to India

April 10, 2022 by Timbo

“How good is a curry and offshoring an Australian job to India? It only tastes better when you’re bringing Indians onshore to take Australian jobs,” Morrison said in a Facebook post.

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Labor to crack down on skilled working visa rorts by offering instant citizenship to all migrants

April 13, 2022April 8, 2022 by Minister Sinister

“Instead of migrants coming here to take jobs and opportunities away from young Australians, increase house prices and destroy wages temporarily, let’s give them the opportunity to do that on a permanent basis forever,” Keneally said.

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Albo slams Solomon Islands deal, offers Tasmania to China in response

April 8, 2022 by Minister Sinister

The deal will extend China’s growing foothold in the Pacific region. However, Albanese says if elected he will offer President Xi the state of Tasmania as a sweetener with plans for a permanent navy base in Hobart.

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Pfizer named official sponsor of all Australian state funerals until 2030

March 11, 2022 by Minister Sinister

Premier Daniel Andrews has also announced that the Great Southern Stand at the MCG will be renamed the ‘Pfizer SK Warne Stand’.

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