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A Jew who was interviewed outside by Avi Yemeni has said he wasn’t responsible for setting the Adass Synagogue on fire, the second time it’s been torched since 1995.

After a record 7th consecutive quarter of GDP per capita going backwards, Chalmers announced the plan at a press conference with the Business Council of Australia and Migration Industry Alliance.

Amandeep Singh, studying Bachelor of Commercial Cookery, said he was unfairly dismissed by the university and that the person he had paid to turn up and take the exam didn’t show up.

The lake in Berwick, recently renamed Guru Nanak Lake by the Victorian Government, has been declared an environmental catastrophe and closed to the public indefinitely.

All listings on realestate.com.au and Domain are now only available in Hindi, Mandarin and Tagalog as part of the new policy.

After slamming a protest on the weekend conducted in Corowa opposing JBS importing migrant workers as “white supremacy”, a number of respondents slammed the pajeet as a grifting cunt.

Albanese has consulted former Prime Ministers John Howard and Julia Gillard to to oversee the contract.

Triguboff did not respond to the report but has reportedly been investigating a tender to build apartments on the Gaza waterfront.

AFL fans will be treated to a 3-hour Welcome to Country at the Grand Final this year in lieu of the actual game. The announcement comes off of overwhelming positive feedback from self-hating fags in Melbourne over the ceremonies this year, with the actual football being reduced to one, 15-minute quarter. “This will allow us … Read more

Shorten will now take up a position at the University of Canberra doing absolutely fuck all other than increasing the number of Indian Uber Drivers.