The organisation expects to field a record number of calls from triple vaccinated Victorians considering self-harm, should Djokovic win the title after being banned for not taking the jab.
Minns has also hired Meriton’s Harry Trigaboff as his campaign manager with the aim of making housing affordability the #1 issue.
The ban comes into effect immediately, with Chinese buyers set to return to Australia next week.
The two teenage boys, already out on bail for a previous offence that day, were pardoned by Queensland Police and Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk after it was confirmed that they were performing a Welcome to Country inside the house.
The move comes after Australia’s housing market continues to go south and saving landlords becomes ‘priority one’ yet again.
9-year old Muhammad Al-Muhammad beheaded 4 of his classmates at Auburn Primary School this morning, while screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’. NSW Police and ASIO are baffled as to his motiviations.
Samantha Maiden, Peter Fitzsimons, Lisa Wilkinson have been selected as jurors along with Adam Bandt and Grace Tame, to provide an impartial and fair trial.
Higgins said she was subjected to a ‘series of frightening ordeals’ of planning the book deal with Fitzsimons, deleting text messages, an interview with Wilkinson and organising with Labor Minister for Women Katy Gallagher for the interview to be aired during the first week of parliament.
AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan said the hiring was more in line with the AFL’s values and represented the acceptable political and religious views of the league.
‘She’s a classic case of some ugly, useless cow that studied political science and wanted to feel important so she got in to party politics. And now she’s sucking off some creepy 80 year-old German on a casting couch in Davos to stay relevant.”
Rowan Dean, Andrew Bolt and a slew of other conservative-in-name-only commentators promised to roll over on the “Voice’ for fear of being called racist and not having the balls for the fight.
Meanwhile the AFL has dismissed the claims of retired ex-Nightcliff Tigers player Dave Smith, who has alleged he was regularly called a ‘white cunt’ and a ‘white dog’ by indigenous players and spectators during his ten-year NTFL career.
Ryan said she intended to also push for a 5th jab mandate at the state election.
The GoFundMe will have Faruqi’s citizenship revoked and then deported immediately back to Pakistan with the rest of her family, including son and professional anti-white stenographer, Osman Faruqi.
As part of the move, each Ambulance will be legally required to have a Diversity and Inclusion officer on board to ensure that no discrimination is taking place during treatment and that white men are excluded from call outs.
Newtown man Tim, took a break from his usual online bashing of the United States’ domestic policies on abortion, guns, healthcare and industrial relations to tell SHAQ that he had no business interfering in Australian internal affairs.
The report found both Daniel Andrews and Matthew Guy were both unable to re-hire unvaccinated nurses in favour of seeing them punitively crushed and replaced with cheap migrant labour asap.
Yemeni has threatened to call the ADL and get a grovelling apology like he got from Victoria Police, if he is not let in to New Zealand.
Albanese admits he had a friendly wager with Rudd as to how many migrants he can bring in, and stated he remains committed to the Great Replacement at all costs.
The full details of the announcement indicated tents would be made free to all Victorians to combat the crisis in the hospital system, after extraordinary scenes of patients waiting at Box Hill hospital sparked the call to action.
PM Anthony Albanese made the announcement with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles this afternoon, with a new “Migrant Slumlord Visa” being floated in the next few weeks.
The report found Faruqi, who has claimed that she should not have to relinquish her foreign citizenship to serve as a member of parliament, to be one of a number of MP’s white-anting Australian society from her position and should be sent home immediately.
The comments came after Australia had done everything it could to steal other countries’ mediocre medical staff during a global pandemic, claiming it wasn’t our responsibility to provide for future generations and invest in local talent.
Australians were forced to surrender their houses immediately or face removal into the already full Mickleham and Wellcamp detention camps.
Meanwhile, CAT scans have revealed that Israel Folau is still living rent free in the heads of Peter Fitzsimons and Ian Roberts.
Following similar scenes in China, the tanks will be deployed out the front of the RBA and most major banks before bail-in laws are enacted and Australian deposits are confiscated around September.
The move, welcomed by Anthony Albanese, would help get the death rate from myocarditis and other illnesses back to an acceptable level.
Andrews said he would take full responsibility but will not resign until a board position at John Holland had opened up for him.
The move comes as cost of living and interest rates begin to cripple the economy, and questions about why Albo was giving some shithole Eastern European nation of no significance to Australia, endless tax payer money and defence equipment.
