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Shorten will now take up a position at the University of Canberra doing absolutely fuck all other than increasing the number of Indian Uber Drivers.

A Sydney man is set for the gallows after being found guilty of causing serious harm to Australia’s economy, under new laws introduced this week. Chris Harrison, of Ryde, posted that he was unable to afford a house and claimed the Australian economy was a ponzi scheme on Facebook. He was referred to ACMA who … Read more

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese praised the staged protests that drew their inspiration from pajeets in Canada, demanding they be an additional burden on the white middle class.

New immigration minister Tony Burke has vowed to crack down on the rorts, by allowing Foodbank to sponsor Indians to address critical skills shortages in the theft sector.

However, Sportsbet has tipped Israel as the outright favourite to win the terrorism and mass casualty events, pointing to it’s current form in Gaza.

The landmark study showed that the plan to build some bullshit rail loop that no-one really wanted was a scam from the start.

Journalists from across the Australian media spectrum have voiced their disgust that Trump wasn’t killed, after nearly ten years of gaslighting the public and bein insufferable cunts.

Within hours of Afghani Fatima Payman crossing the floor against the ALP after a vote on Palestine, Muslims have organised to vote against incumbent Labor MP’s.

‘It’s gold, gold, gold for the most successful multicultural country in the world. All those creepy uber drivers have really helped us get over the line,” Albanese said.

Chalmers said he would also look at loosening visa rules by adding Indian scammers to the skilled occupation list to ensure GDP would never go down.

Albanese said he was still opposed to nuclear but not opposed to Dutton talking about it to get immigration off the front page.