Satire – EZFKA

I feel that something has broken in the house market recently

April 22, 2026 by Peachy

I don’t know what it is, exactly, but I felt it. I thought I should let you blokes know. I’m afraid that unless they take steps to fix it soon, there will be significant drama. That’s it, that’s the post.

Australia to stave off 8th quarter of per capita recession by granting citizenship to all 1.3 billion Indians

December 6, 2024 by Timbo

After a record 7th consecutive quarter of GDP per capita going backwards, Chalmers announced the plan at a press conference with the Business Council of Australia and Migration Industry Alliance.

Australia to address falling fertility rate by adding more chemicals that cause infertility into the meat supply

December 4, 2024 by Timbo

Albanese stated he had another meeting with Bill Gates before the election and would campaign on a ‘Down, Down, Fertility is Down’ slogan with input from the CEO of Coles.

Who you gunna call? Anti-fascists!

December 4, 2024December 1, 2024 by Stewie

Increasingly there is a group that is trotted out and who the media turn towards whenever they need a negative comment made about young Australian men, whenever and wherever they attempt to self organise in order highlight the dispossession they are experiencing today at the hands of Globalists – that Organisation is the White Rose … Read more

‘This is crazy’: World laughs at Australian parliament

November 29, 2024 by A fly in your ointment 🇺🇦

It’s for your safety silly….

University of Sydney expels Indian student for not cheating on exams

November 28, 2024 by Timbo

Amandeep Singh, studying Bachelor of Commercial Cookery, said he was unfairly dismissed by the university and that the person he had paid to turn up and take the exam didn’t show up.

is Westworld alergic to hazels?

November 25, 2024 by A fly in your ointment 🇺🇦

we get to see.

I thought it was nothingburger but methinks some anaphylactic reaction may have come with a bit of a delay.

3km/sec is under 6min from Syd to Mel. Interesting thought.

So, that's what you wanted?
Well, you've damn well got it!

A hypersonic ballistic missile attack pic.twitter.com/lsKQHhMnif
— Dmitry Medvedev (@MedvedevRussiaE) November 21, 2024

https://x.com/MedvedevRussiaE/status/1859659775132492036

Dutton announces plan to ban Australians from housing market to protect foreign buyers

October 18, 2024 by Timbo

All listings on realestate.com.au and Domain are now only available in Hindi, Mandarin and Tagalog as part of the new policy.

Australia to begin importing iron ore

October 7, 2024 by Timbo

Albanese has consulted former Prime Ministers John Howard and Julia Gillard to to oversee the contract.

Report: Hurry up and cark it already you fucking disgusting parasite

October 4, 2024 by Timbo

Triguboff did not respond to the report but has reportedly been investigating a tender to build apartments on the Gaza waterfront.

AFL announces special 3-hour Welcome to Country prior to 2024 Grand Final

September 27, 2024 by Timbo

AFL fans will be treated to a 3-hour Welcome to Country at the Grand Final this year in lieu of the actual game. The announcement comes off of overwhelming positive feedback from self-hating fags in Melbourne over the ceremonies this year, with the actual football being reduced to one, 15-minute quarter. “This will allow us … Read more

Shorten retires from overseeing NDIS rorts to overseeing international student rorts

September 17, 2024 by Timbo

Shorten will now take up a position at the University of Canberra doing absolutely fuck all other than increasing the number of Indian Uber Drivers.