Prime Minister Anthony Albanese praised the staged protests that drew their inspiration from pajeets in Canada, demanding they be an additional burden on the white middle class.
New immigration minister Tony Burke has vowed to crack down on the rorts, by allowing Foodbank to sponsor Indians to address critical skills shortages in the theft sector.
However, Sportsbet has tipped Israel as the outright favourite to win the terrorism and mass casualty events, pointing to it’s current form in Gaza.
The landmark study showed that the plan to build some bullshit rail loop that no-one really wanted was a scam from the start.
Journalists from across the Australian media spectrum have voiced their disgust that Trump wasn’t killed, after nearly ten years of gaslighting the public and bein insufferable cunts.
Within hours of Afghani Fatima Payman crossing the floor against the ALP after a vote on Palestine, Muslims have organised to vote against incumbent Labor MP’s.
Albanese said he was still opposed to nuclear but not opposed to Dutton talking about it to get immigration off the front page.
After revelations that numbers of Indians were spying on Australia, Burgess said that we urgently needed more hostile foreign diasporas imported to offset the ones we’ve already imported.
Shorten announced the move after a Chinese family with a brain damaged kid believed that the Australian public should pay for their treatment.
David, from Brisbane, said he was looking forward to another wave of bullshit ‘no jab, No job’ and ‘we’re all in this together’ horseshit from those still left alive and have not died suddenly.
Bilal Al-Muhammad said he run off his feet filing false NDIS claims and charging thousands for carers rates.
Singh said he intended to spend the rest of the day not attending class on his student visa and sexually harassing women on Facebook.