The two teenage boys, already out on bail for a previous offence that day, were pardoned by Queensland Police and Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk after it was confirmed that they were performing a Welcome to Country inside the house.
The move comes after Australia’s housing market continues to go south and saving landlords becomes ‘priority one’ yet again.
9-year old Muhammad Al-Muhammad beheaded 4 of his classmates at Auburn Primary School this morning, while screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’. NSW Police and ASIO are baffled as to his motiviations.
Samantha Maiden, Peter Fitzsimons, Lisa Wilkinson have been selected as jurors along with Adam Bandt and Grace Tame, to provide an impartial and fair trial.
Higgins said she was subjected to a ‘series of frightening ordeals’ of planning the book deal with Fitzsimons, deleting text messages, an interview with Wilkinson and organising with Labor Minister for Women Katy Gallagher for the interview to be aired during the first week of parliament.
AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan said the hiring was more in line with the AFL’s values and represented the acceptable political and religious views of the league.
‘She’s a classic case of some ugly, useless cow that studied political science and wanted to feel important so she got in to party politics. And now she’s sucking off some creepy 80 year-old German on a casting couch in Davos to stay relevant.”
Rowan Dean, Andrew Bolt and a slew of other conservative-in-name-only commentators promised to roll over on the “Voice’ for fear of being called racist and not having the balls for the fight.
Meanwhile the AFL has dismissed the claims of retired ex-Nightcliff Tigers player Dave Smith, who has alleged he was regularly called a ‘white cunt’ and a ‘white dog’ by indigenous players and spectators during his ten-year NTFL career.
Ryan said she intended to also push for a 5th jab mandate at the state election.
The GoFundMe will have Faruqi’s citizenship revoked and then deported immediately back to Pakistan with the rest of her family, including son and professional anti-white stenographer, Osman Faruqi.
