The self-described ‘insufferable fuckwit’ stated that Australians needed to rethink their lifestyle and consumption habits if they can’t afford it. Cannon-Brookes used the opportunity to promote his personal investments of cricket flour while eating a gas-cooked bbq snag from his local RSL.
Jane Crenshaw, from Indooripilly, who tweeted ‘GREENSLAND’ just after the election, further tweeted that having no electricity was just the price to pay to save the planet.
They were joined in solidarity with crime sprees by Kiwis in Melbourne and South Brisbane, after Jacinda Ardern managed to secure the deal and wash her hands of her citizens’ wrongdoings as she loses control of crime in NZ.
After being told by every legal institution in the country that their claims were fabricated bullshit and costing the Australian public millions, the Nadesalingam family plan to put their feet up in the country where they claim they can never go back to.
The All Blacks will now be known as the ‘All BlackRocks’ after CEO Larry Fink was displeased with New Zealand’s ESG score and demanded the name change in line with World Economic Forum policies.
Rob Willis, from Northcote, stated that pensioners unable to pay their gas bill due to inflation and domestic gas policy was not his problem and that ‘greedy boomers brought it on themselves.’
Anthony Albanese, Australian Prime Minister, just in the first month of his job, has already had to deal with a major crisis: shortages of lettuce. “Clearly, the unprecedented floods in QLD and NSW are the direct result of horrible climate policy by the Liberal Government that also caused a significant increase in everyday cost of … Read more
Australians took to the streets to thank the WEF for the controlled demolition of their country, with a statue for RBA governor Phil Lowe being proposed in Sydney.
Phil Lowe said he was already working with Black Rock to facilitate residential real estate purchases in the coming months.
Paul McFarlane, 52, was rushed to hospital suffering chest pains and a suspected heart attack and then waited outside on a stretcher for 8 hours before dying.
Andrews lashed out at critics of the uncosted plan, and said the solution to fixing the hospitals is to vote in a federal ALP government to fix a problem that is exponentially worse in ALP states.
The petition, launched by the Get The Fuck Out Then Association, sprung up in response to Abdel-Magied’s recent claim that she ‘never considered herself Australian’ and that it wasn’t just an attention-seeking grab for relevance.
Traditional weapons, such as didgeridoos and star pickets, were handed out to patrons for use in altercations during games this weekend, with notable clashes at the MCG resulting in some good old fashioned clan violence to ‘really celebrate the remote community spirit.’
The former Defence Minister was named opposition leader unopposed yesterday, causing Twitter to go offline and cause several blackouts across Australia.
Guy credits kicking out Bernie Finn, blocking all his voters on social media and gagging any known conservatives still within the Liberal Party as the credit to losing his second election in a row.
The Premier moved quickly to rename Ambulance Victoria to Victoria Ambulance and proudly declare that there were no staff shortages.
The members for Goldstein and Kooyong have vowed to introduce legislation blocking any wind turbines in their electorates, slamming the decision to build by them by the state ALP government as ‘environmentally destructive.’
Friendlyjordies, The Betoota Advocate, The Chaser and The Juice Media have all announced they’re calling it quits just days after their beloved team red was elected.
A similar GofundMe to launch a simultaneous nuclear strike on Geneva while the WHO Treaty is taking countries’ sovereignty also reached it’s goal in under a minute.
The new model predicts a catastrophe worse than COVID if lockdowns, masks and triple vaccination mandates are not immediately re-instated.
Nick McKenzie has been praised for his continuing work on the globalist agenda to demoralise the Australian military, with a months long smear piece against the soldier and the regiment in general.
With the official Liberal Party launch of the 2022 Election campaign underway today, Scott Morrison the Prime Minister of EZFKA has announced a new policy that will allow first home buyers access to their Superannuation to fund a home deposit. It is proposed that an amount of up to $50,000 could be used for the … Read more
Marles was aboard the ship and was touring the WA coast inspecting potential landing sites for a PLAN invasion in the near future.
The Victorian Bolshevik Association hailed the move with tributes to Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Stalin and Mao at their headquarters in Caufield. Greens leader Adam Bandt was also in attendance.
The Go Fund Me, which will hire a group of mercenaries to kidknap Alan Joyce and then ‘throw the cunt out the door at 30,000 feet’ reached it’s million-dollar goal in five minutes.
Anthony Albanese said he 100% supports the move and will introduce legislation to ban Australians from defending themselves from any kind of foreign attack if re-elected.
The video, featuring World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab and US President Joe Biden, also gives tips on ballot harvesting and shows that up to 81 million votes are possible at the next election, if people follow some easy steps.
Shadow Home Affairs Minister Kristina Keneally said she’ll support turning back the boats publicly, but will likely recant if the ALP win office in a few weeks time.
The line-up will also feature regulars Friendlyjordies and Avi Yemini among a slew of the finest grifters EZFKA has to offer.
Dawson, who will take up the appointment this month, was appointed by McGowan at the height of the COVID pandemic in a move dubbed ‘one of the most corrupt in WA history.’
