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Permanent Visa Protests edge out YIMBY Movement as favourites for 2024 ‘Most Astroturfed Bullshit in Australia’ Award

August 12, 2024 by Timbo

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese praised the staged protests that drew their inspiration from pajeets in Canada, demanding they be an additional burden on the white middle class.

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Indian student enjoying another week of stealing food from Australian charities

July 31, 2024 by Timbo

New immigration minister Tony Burke has vowed to crack down on the rorts, by allowing Foodbank to sponsor Indians to address critical skills shortages in the theft sector.

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Middle Eastern and African nations set to dominate medal count as Gang Rape, Robbery and Terrorism make debut as official Olympic Sports in Paris

July 24, 2024 by Timbo

However, Sportsbet has tipped Israel as the outright favourite to win the terrorism and mass casualty events, pointing to it’s current form in Gaza.

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Study confirms Suburban Rail Loop just a property developer rezoning scam to house inifinite Indians in high rises

July 23, 2024 by Timbo

The landmark study showed that the plan to build some bullshit rail loop that no-one really wanted was a scam from the start.

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Australian journalists disappointed after years of inciting violence against Trump ultimately unsuccessful

July 17, 2024 by Timbo

Journalists from across the Australian media spectrum have voiced their disgust that Trump wasn’t killed, after nearly ten years of gaslighting the public and bein insufferable cunts.

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‘Most successful multicultural country’ now successfully balkanising due to multiculturalism

July 4, 2024 by Timbo

Within hours of Afghani Fatima Payman crossing the floor against the ALP after a vote on Palestine, Muslims have organised to vote against incumbent Labor MP’s.

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Albanese praises Dutton for launching nuclear policy to get everyone to stop talking about immigration

June 23, 2024 by Timbo

Albanese said he was still opposed to nuclear but not opposed to Dutton talking about it to get immigration off the front page.

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After Indian spying revelations, ASIO reveal Australia facing ‘critical shortage’ of imported fifth columns

June 18, 2024 by Timbo

After revelations that numbers of Indians were spying on Australia, Burgess said that we urgently needed more hostile foreign diasporas imported to offset the ones we’ve already imported.

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Shorten to crack down on NDIS rorts by allowing every third world retard to access it

June 17, 2024 by Timbo

Shorten announced the move after a Chinese family with a brain damaged kid believed that the Australian public should pay for their treatment.

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Australian man looking forward to Bird Flu scam after enduring COVID scam

June 15, 2024 by Timbo

David, from Brisbane, said he was looking forward to another wave of bullshit ‘no jab, No job’ and ‘we’re all in this together’ horseshit from those still left alive and have not died suddenly.

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Western Sydney Lebo relaxes after another day of rorting the NDIS

June 6, 2024 by Timbo

Bilal Al-Muhammad said he run off his feet filing false NDIS claims and charging thousands for carers rates.

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Hard working Indian migrant enjoying another day of not delivering Australia Post parcels

May 29, 2024 by Timbo

Singh said he intended to spend the rest of the day not attending class on his student visa and sexually harassing women on Facebook.

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