AHPRA appoints Dr Jayant Patel as new spokesperson for informed consent
The move comes as AHPRA faces waves of criticism for it’s stance on threatening doctors and medical professionals with termination, if they oppose the COVID19 vaccines.
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Mick Fuller slams Bankstown officers for not stopping violent offender by accusing him of misogyny
“I’ll also be ordering a full review and directing NSW Police to further bully citizens in that area for not wearing masks, in order to calm the situation.”
New “fear porn withdrawal” variant discovered in NSW after government cancels daily press conference
Symptoms of the new variant include obsession with case numbers, shaming others for not wearing masks and compulsive calling of Crimestoppers to snitch on those not complying with Public Health Orders.
NSW Government warns ‘health system may be overloaded’ blah blah no-ones fucking cares anymore
“We’ve gone back to the ‘hospitals will be overloaded’ fear porn because no-one actually gives a shit. That was evident from all the people at the beach all weekend,” Berejiklian said.
Pfizer seizes HMAS Stirling Naval Base after Morrison fails to meet vaccination targets
Pfizer stated that the deal, signed under the terms of the Trans Pacific Partnership, allowed the pharmaceutical corporation to claim the military bases similar to deals signed around the world, including with many South American nations.
SA, WA battle it out for 2021 CCP vassal state of the year award
The two EZFKA states beat out some notable challengers from Africa to make it to the top 2, after months of totalitarian bullshit imposed on their respective populaces.