NSW Police have defended it’s controversial diversity hiring policy, after two female officers had the shit kicked out of them by a single male in Bankstown.
However, Commissioner Mick Fuller has slammed the officers for failing to tell the offender that he was clearly a member of the patriarchy and should refrain from hitting women.
“My only regret is that both officers didn’t follow standard procedure and dye their hair blue and accuse the offender of misogyny, as that clearly would have stopped the situation safely,” Fuller said.
“I mean, it’s real high IQ stuff sending two female officers into an area which is dominated by migrants that treat women like third class citizens. But we’ll continue with the best hiring advice that the super left wing, female-dominated HR department give us.”
“I’ll also be ordering a full review and directing NSW Police to further bully citizens in that area for not wearing masks, in order to calm the situation.”
Meanwhile, both officers have reportedly taken each other off the Christmas card list.