Just look at that headline. Like fish in a freaking barrel….
Peachy
How fucken cut would this be sista be now, with 7 more days of lockdown?! 🤭
De udder day, Dickie-Dave divulged the directions to dis diva’s digital dummy-spit:
Https://www.instagram.com/p/CRVbLyxnLQ1
lady was absolutely white hot with teh angry rage. (Took her about 5 mins to get over the initial mask of civility, so feel free to skip the first 5 if you’re just here for the lulz).
Karen kicks out Katie to kreate kuarantene space for Koolies
Great article in today’s press celebrating the whipping of a whitey witch womman who was taking out precious wuarantine space.
The Claw – an inspiration (or “not all blokes named Dave misunderstand economics”)
The Claw is, undoubtedly a right legend. And a legend who is undoubtedly right.
I’m alright Jack (June 2021): MP(LOL) to curb house prices (without affecting the prices)
so we’ve got another Deflation Imaginarium dispatch to comment on. I like to imagine that it has been penned by a bloke with an overly large pen and no pants
Several EZFKA government MPs lose nerve, consider treason
This SMH news today rankled me initially:
Liberal MPs are demanding the federal government consider radical plans to bring the runaway housing market under control after new figures showed the value of the nation’s homes soared by a record $450 billion in three months.
2021 EZFKA Budget placeholder post
a placeholder post for discussion of the budget that’s due to be delivered today by the EZFKA placeholder Treasurer.
Davo disappointed. dissonance dissipating? Doubtful.
So, here we have another fine example of MB delusions being shattered on the jagged rocks of EZFKA REALITY.
EZFKA: immigration policy IS the budget plan
”federal government fears that growth cannot be sustained if travellers are kept away and citizens kept at home.”
Has the hyperinflation already taken hold?
So here is something different, as Peachy posts go. Not just because it’s under a stupid MB-style click bait heading. But because it’s not really preaching or gloating, but rather some musing (perhaps, plodding, pleading?).
EZFKA responsible for Prince’s departure
The Prince is gone. And it looks like EZFKA pushed him over the edge.
Macrobusiness flips the 18 month calamity egg-timer
You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Right?! Didn’t they just turn bullish?!
MPLOL- now official! Davo finally gets religion
I’m so relieved. I feared that Davo was so obstinate about the nature of MOLOL that even when the APRA’s Chairman Byao told him that he won’t do jack to lean on on house prices, he’d still have his fingers in his ears, chanting “lalalalala it doesn’t count unless the term ‘MPLOL’ passes his lips!” … Read more
Fund the ‘Fka Friday
While patiently waiting for T to come through with the goods, as he does every Friday afternoon, we are again being given the opportunity to “fund the fka”.
Leitho would staRve to death with a fridge full of eggs
Fuck, those blokes at MB are smoking something weird.
MB mans the barricades to protect EZFKA from risk
The boys at MB are doing EZFKA a big favour today by donning their shining armour and bravely running off to man the EZFKA walls. Funnily enough, while they think themselves hyper-rational actors,they have no conscious comprehension of what they are doing. That is, of course, the EZFKA way.
Security announcement/poll
I’ve just come out of my weekly briefing with the head of cyber security. Apparently ezfka.com is now so popular that someone has been persistently trying to log into people’s accounts using a fancy technique called “brute force”. Particularly keen on Stewie’s account, apparently. Wonder why?! There are a few things that can be done: … Read more
Get schooled: lower teh rates eliminates high risk lending
Today l post a pretty short Peachy piece about how the EZFKA banking actually works. For convenience I use some numbers from EZFKNZ, because they are nice and round.
Updates: forum, support page
In response to recent feedback that
- The forum is crap
- Nobody uses Monero
two changes have been made by IT overnight:
Dear Santa, please bring Leitho what he wants so he stops bugging mum
Over at MB today we have the usual – Leitho finding himself naively confused about simple things again:
You can’t spell “EZFKA weekend links post” without “T”!
so I’m quietly hoping that T backs up from that strong opening appearance with another lot of interesting links for this weekend. In case he is not quite ready at 4pm, here is some waiting/searching/lamentation music.
Apolling !! Eleven-ty hundred percent wrong.
It has now been about 18 days or so since the last Bitcoin bulletin, when MB’s “Kilowrong” achievement (ie the event of being exactly 1,000% wrong) was marked.
Well, it ain’t over ‘til it’s over and it ain’t over yet!
T opens with a ton
Well done T for generating great EZFKA unit engagement with his first weekend links. Over 100 comments is a solid score.
Peachy’s wild wet time with Timmo… premature culmination
It’s usually good form to wait until the set time elapses for a wager, but today Peachy is calling time a little bit early early, because the game has really been won from Timmo. End of summer means that Timmo has no real chance of claiming the prize.
New member registrations paused, logins might not work while IT troubleshooting
Update: Things seem to be working again.
Now a full 1,000% wrong on Bitcoin, Macrobusiness doubles down again.
Well, screw me sideways! It was only 18 weeks ago that Macrobusiness was deservedly lampooned at EZFKA.com for being so remarkably, rapaciously, wrong on bitcoin.
Forums now live, comments now betterer
A rudimentary forum has been erected on the former site of the EZFKA Banking Royal Commision. Test it out & provide feedback please. Comments technology has been changed as well because, apparently, according to the IT slaves, the old tech didn’t play well with the forum.
