Peachy 
Vaccine mandates will still be maintained for a while longer, as there are still significant stocks of magic-juice to use up.
In a surprise move that has blindsided everyone, EZFKA hypochondriac units will now have to pay at least $25-$30 out of pocket for their next lot of COVID shots, as the Government has put a blanket ban on funding ineffective and risky procedures.
They tried “RBA dumb”, ”china bad” “iron ore disaster” and “housing crash”, and just cant get comment numbers above 20, in toto. I wonder what it would take if they wanted to do better …
Responding to worrying emerging reports of a shortage of caucasian sperm in the southern EZFKA province of Victoria, Anthony Albanese called a rare weekend press conference.
The impromptu conference was held at the sidelines of a Marrickville auction which Mr Albanese had participated in, looking to snag another investment property. As usual, the auction was well attended by ABC, Murdoch and Fairfax journalists, which made the discussion possible.
A survey of economics bloggers has revealed a strong sense of dissatisfaction with the recent performance of the EZFKA Reverse Bank during the recent coronavirus pandemic, which almost proved to be an extinction-level event, mitigated only by the speedy development of safe and effective vaccines. and boosters. and boosters the boosters. The bloggers agreed that … Read more
I sense that the mates at the Bink have really lost their lust and internal drive for punishing the savsters. Their actions are now taking on a character of being robotic, rather than really driven and willed I feel that its more of caving to peer pressure and going along to get along, not done … Read more
So today the deflation imaginarium blokes have published a June update of teh fund performance.
It proceeds in pretty rosy terms, celebrating the arrival of teh long-prognosticated doom. in the following terms:
Who will do the job with Party Bo gone off to the paddock? I’ve got my money on some representative of an ethnic community. it’s totally time for that, bros.
After accidentally falling down a few weird rabbit holes on that most putrid of places, Twitter, i learned about all sorts of unnatural things. things that are absolutely opposite-world. like girl-dicks. So i’m hoping we can have a theme here at EZFKA for the month or July. the theme is opposite world – contradictions, absurdities, … Read more
Hot on the heels of FINA implementing the Peachy Proposal to have a separate competition category for those very few folks who don’t want to compete against those of like-birth-sex, the Labor federal EZFKA government has decided to adopt a Peachy Prescription to deal with the economic zone’s energy woes.
Is today finally the day? Is Lowe ready to try something naughty and kinky? Something he’s never done before?
As previously predicted, here is a scheme by the Labor would-be-government to pour large amounts of Government debt to prop up housing.
I thought it had been a longer time, but it was just a few months ago that we were discussing the UK “vaccine” surveillance data and how it was showing that jabbed individuals seemed to be more likely to get infected.
Unlike the negative gearing policy last time around, this one should do the right thing for house prices and be an election-winner! this stuff is on-par with the CDC’s re-definition of vaccination!
Take cover, guys – with Davo’s (did Peachy just say “Davos”?!) recent predictioneering form, the likelihood of WW3 being caused by Putin has just risen substantially.
The bloke is pretty fat, so has a bigger than normal change of carking it. Perhaps 0.3% with no treatment. I hope he had all his boosters….
What will it be? The standard fare of lower teh rates lowerer and MPLOL louder? or something different, like a token rise in teh rate and a token unwinding of QE? or something completely out there and unexpected?!
Let’s throw some darts at the board and work out how many kiddies (5-11) are going to be signed up to medical experiments.
New high-water mark set in the EZFKA by the demagogues. This is going to be hard to beat.
