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Peachy
Merry Christmas EZFKA folks
Wishing everyone happy holidays and lots of BBQ chats about propadee with beautiful people! Wishing youse and yours heaps of good presents, too! Do what you must to keep the revs up on the mighty economic engine of the EZFKA – consumer spending on imports.
Reminder: inflation is the devil. Youse are all so screwed now!
ABS says spending is up 28% for the year. 28%. LOL. Not even kidding. 20% even if the lockdown-lull is ignored. At this clip, EZFKA unit surpluses should be drained very quickly indeed. This rocket in non-interest might have a more immediate bite on land prices than what the RBA has been doing. indeed, on … Read more
The rate that stops the nation… for real this time!
The proper way to atone for prior missteps is not to whine and make regretful noises, but to make sure to get it correct the next time! So here we are on another Tuesday, gearing up to watch the rate that stops the nation. …or at least the economic zone. Let’s have at it
EZFKA sends delegation to Washington to plead with Fed for EZFKA house prices
Smells like code brown.
Grace limbers up to parachute into Project
Will Soy Boy get his day in the sun? A few months out from 2023 but odds are looking reasonable – maybe 7:1.
It’s official, its just a cough. You can come out from under the bed now
Vaccine mandates will still be maintained for a while longer, as there are still significant stocks of magic-juice to use up.
In a shock move, Government stops funding COVID shots
In a surprise move that has blindsided everyone, EZFKA hypochondriac units will now have to pay at least $25-$30 out of pocket for their next lot of COVID shots, as the Government has put a blanket ban on funding ineffective and risky procedures.
Deflation Imaginarium sees mighty deflation… in user engagement
They tried “RBA dumb”, ”china bad” “iron ore disaster” and “housing crash”, and just cant get comment numbers above 20, in toto. I wonder what it would take if they wanted to do better …
Albanese looks to immigration to address caucasian sperm shortage
Responding to worrying emerging reports of a shortage of caucasian sperm in the southern EZFKA province of Victoria, Anthony Albanese called a rare weekend press conference.
The impromptu conference was held at the sidelines of a Marrickville auction which Mr Albanese had participated in, looking to snag another investment property. As usual, the auction was well attended by ABC, Murdoch and Fairfax journalists, which made the discussion possible.
Valiant Reserve Bank slammed for COVID era monetary policy blunders
A survey of economics bloggers has revealed a strong sense of dissatisfaction with the recent performance of the EZFKA Reverse Bank during the recent coronavirus pandemic, which almost proved to be an extinction-level event, mitigated only by the speedy development of safe and effective vaccines. and boosters. and boosters the boosters. The bloggers agreed that … Read more
Will the Reverse Bink hit the savvy moisties hard, or is the horn gone?
I sense that the mates at the Bink have really lost their lust and internal drive for punishing the savsters. Their actions are now taking on a character of being robotic, rather than really driven and willed I feel that its more of caving to peer pressure and going along to get along, not done … Read more
Running money at the deflation imaginarium Definition of tripping balls?
So today the deflation imaginarium blokes have published a June update of teh fund performance.
It proceeds in pretty rosy terms, celebrating the arrival of teh long-prognosticated doom. in the following terms:
Time for a new WEF seat-warmer?
Who will do the job with Party Bo gone off to the paddock? I’ve got my money on some representative of an ethnic community. it’s totally time for that, bros.
EZFKA Dry July
After accidentally falling down a few weird rabbit holes on that most putrid of places, Twitter, i learned about all sorts of unnatural things. things that are absolutely opposite-world. like girl-dicks. So i’m hoping we can have a theme here at EZFKA for the month or July. the theme is opposite world – contradictions, absurdities, … Read more
Now Labor tries the Peachy Prescription
Hot on the heels of FINA implementing the Peachy Proposal to have a separate competition category for those very few folks who don’t want to compete against those of like-birth-sex, the Labor federal EZFKA government has decided to adopt a Peachy Prescription to deal with the economic zone’s energy woes.
Raise teh rates and drop teh shoe?
Is today finally the day? Is Lowe ready to try something naughty and kinky? Something he’s never done before?
The next EZFKA can kick arrives
As previously predicted, here is a scheme by the Labor would-be-government to pour large amounts of Government debt to prop up housing.
As expected – negative efficacy. Or stupid Peachy’s spurious statistics palaver?
I thought it had been a longer time, but it was just a few months ago that we were discussing the UK “vaccine” surveillance data and how it was showing that jabbed individuals seemed to be more likely to get infected.
Labor buries foreign-grandma policies, promises clamp down on foreign workers
Unlike the negative gearing policy last time around, this one should do the right thing for house prices and be an election-winner! this stuff is on-par with the CDC’s re-definition of vaccination!
