From APRA today:
Those bloody MB guys seem to never learn. As they stare at decades of obvious and well documented action-consequence situations. As they ignore everything written in even the most basic beginner-level finance books. Even as they personally pen the headlines that plainly paint the picture….they can’t quite make out the shape of things! The shape … Read more
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So sorry that the regular EZFKA contributors have been too lazy or busy to post anything up this week! To avoid ye olde weekend links comments overflowing any further let’s takes DictatorDavid’s comment as the starting point for a new discussion. I have to laugh at this post on MB. All the bravado and talk … Read more
Just look at that headline. Like fish in a freaking barrel….
De udder day, Dickie-Dave divulged the directions to dis diva’s digital dummy-spit:
lady was absolutely white hot with teh angry rage. (Took her about 5 mins to get over the initial mask of civility, so feel free to skip the first 5 if you’re just here for the lulz).
Great article in today’s press celebrating the whipping of a whitey witch womman who was taking out precious wuarantine space.
The Claw is, undoubtedly a right legend. And a legend who is undoubtedly right.
Alright, so I watched the cannibal warlord film.
so we’ve got another Deflation Imaginarium dispatch to comment on. I like to imagine that it has been penned by a bloke with an overly large pen and no pants
This SMH news today rankled me initially:
Liberal MPs are demanding the federal government consider radical plans to bring the runaway housing market under control after new figures showed the value of the nation’s homes soared by a record $450 billion in three months.
a placeholder post for discussion of the budget that’s due to be delivered today by the EZFKA placeholder Treasurer.
So, here we have another fine example of MB delusions being shattered on the jagged rocks of EZFKA REALITY.
”federal government fears that growth cannot be sustained if travellers are kept away and citizens kept at home.”
So here is something different, as Peachy posts go. Not just because it’s under a stupid MB-style click bait heading. But because it’s not really preaching or gloating, but rather some musing (perhaps, plodding, pleading?).
The Prince is gone. And it looks like EZFKA pushed him over the edge.
You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Right?! Didn’t they just turn bullish?!
Today we have a guest post from Bis Crecker as a placeholder for some banter!
I’m so relieved. I feared that Davo was so obstinate about the nature of MOLOL that even when the APRA’s Chairman Byao told him that he won’t do jack to lean on on house prices, he’d still have his fingers in his ears, chanting “lalalalala it doesn’t count unless the term ‘MPLOL’ passes his lips!” … Read more
While patiently waiting for T to come through with the goods, as he does every Friday afternoon, we are again being given the opportunity to “fund the fka”.
Fuck, those blokes at MB are smoking something weird.
The boys at MB are doing EZFKA a big favour today by donning their shining armour and bravely running off to man the EZFKA walls. Funnily enough, while they think themselves hyper-rational actors,they have no conscious comprehension of what they are doing. That is, of course, the EZFKA way.
I’ve just come out of my weekly briefing with the head of cyber security. Apparently ezfka.com is now so popular that someone has been persistently trying to log into people’s accounts using a fancy technique called “brute force”. Particularly keen on Stewie’s account, apparently. Wonder why?! There are a few things that can be done: … Read more