Merry Christmas EZFKA folks

Wishing everyone happy holidays and lots of BBQ chats about propadee with beautiful people! Wishing youse and yours heaps of good presents, too! Do what you must to keep the revs up on the mighty economic engine of the EZFKA – consumer spending on imports.

Albanese looks to immigration to address caucasian sperm shortage

Responding to worrying emerging reports of a shortage of caucasian sperm in the southern EZFKA province of Victoria, Anthony Albanese called a rare weekend press conference.

The impromptu conference was held at the sidelines of a Marrickville auction which Mr Albanese had participated in, looking to snag another investment property. As usual, the auction was well attended by ABC, Murdoch and Fairfax journalists, which made the discussion possible.

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Valiant Reserve Bank slammed for COVID era monetary policy blunders

A survey of economics bloggers has revealed a strong sense of dissatisfaction with the recent performance of the EZFKA Reverse Bank during the recent coronavirus pandemic, which almost proved to be an extinction-level event, mitigated only by the speedy development of safe and effective vaccines. and boosters. and boosters the boosters. The bloggers agreed that … Read more

EZFKA Dry July

After accidentally falling down a few weird rabbit holes on that most putrid of places, Twitter, i learned about all sorts of unnatural things. things that are absolutely opposite-world. like girl-dicks. So i’m hoping we can have a theme here at EZFKA for the month or July. the theme is opposite world – contradictions, absurdities, … Read more