From APRA today:
Pfizer seizes naval base…
So we have yet another situation where would-be satire has very quickly turned out to really be a preview of reality…
Peachy
EZFKA Book club
Last week, Dictator Dave recommended A State of Fear: How the UK government weaponised fear during the Covid-19 pandemic by Laura Dodsworth.
I thank Dictator Dave for the recommendation and now add Peachy Props to it!
MB dolts come close to knowledge of house pricing; veer hard left to avoid encounter
Those bloody MB guys seem to never learn. As they stare at decades of obvious and well documented action-consequence situations. As they ignore everything written in even the most basic beginner-level finance books. Even as they personally pen the headlines that plainly paint the picture….they can’t quite make out the shape of things! The shape … Read more
Lancet: SARS-CoV-2 neutralised by reflected light spectra
a study due to be published in an upcoming Lancet demonstrates that wavelengths of light reflected from orange and yellow textile vests is between 98.62% and 98.68% effective at shattering the virus at a molecular level
Fund the ‘FKA: fight the five-oh-eight. buy bigger boots
You may have noticed that sometimes ezfka.com has been down with “508” errors. Apparently that means that ezfka.com has grown too big for its boots and needs to be hosted on bigger badder hardware. So ezfka.com is opening up for contributions from anyone who wants to contribute.
Sneering suspended: sensible summary of system; suggested solution
Sharing a video that I found sensible: bloke is smart and simply spoken. Puts his finger accurately on a number of relevant points.
Midweek Macrobusiness mirth
So sorry that the regular EZFKA contributors have been too lazy or busy to post anything up this week! To avoid ye olde weekend links comments overflowing any further let’s takes DictatorDavid’s comment as the starting point for a new discussion. I have to laugh at this post on MB. All the bravado and talk … Read more
How fucken cut would this be sista be now, with 7 more days of lockdown?! 🤭
De udder day, Dickie-Dave divulged the directions to dis diva’s digital dummy-spit:
Https://www.instagram.com/p/CRVbLyxnLQ1
lady was absolutely white hot with teh angry rage. (Took her about 5 mins to get over the initial mask of civility, so feel free to skip the first 5 if you’re just here for the lulz).
Karen kicks out Katie to kreate kuarantene space for Koolies
Great article in today’s press celebrating the whipping of a whitey witch womman who was taking out precious wuarantine space.
Friday – failure to flush: further fecal flinging
Last night’s latrine overflowerth liberally. Looks like the local lot of Lionhearts leave not the lea, leerily levelling lances for another tilt. Keep the knasty komments konfined here please.
Thursday The twelveTh: T(h)urd Throwing Theatre
An arena for flinging the manure and flipping the birds.
The Claw – an inspiration (or “not all blokes named Dave misunderstand economics”)
The Claw is, undoubtedly a right legend. And a legend who is undoubtedly right.
I’m alright Jack (June 2021): MP(LOL) to curb house prices (without affecting the prices)
so we’ve got another Deflation Imaginarium dispatch to comment on. I like to imagine that it has been penned by a bloke with an overly large pen and no pants
Several EZFKA government MPs lose nerve, consider treason
This SMH news today rankled me initially:
Liberal MPs are demanding the federal government consider radical plans to bring the runaway housing market under control after new figures showed the value of the nation’s homes soared by a record $450 billion in three months.
2021 EZFKA Budget placeholder post
a placeholder post for discussion of the budget that’s due to be delivered today by the EZFKA placeholder Treasurer.
Davo disappointed. dissonance dissipating? Doubtful.
So, here we have another fine example of MB delusions being shattered on the jagged rocks of EZFKA REALITY.
EZFKA: immigration policy IS the budget plan
”federal government fears that growth cannot be sustained if travellers are kept away and citizens kept at home.”
Has the hyperinflation already taken hold?
So here is something different, as Peachy posts go. Not just because it’s under a stupid MB-style click bait heading. But because it’s not really preaching or gloating, but rather some musing (perhaps, plodding, pleading?).
EZFKA responsible for Prince’s departure
The Prince is gone. And it looks like EZFKA pushed him over the edge.
Macrobusiness flips the 18 month calamity egg-timer
You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Right?! Didn’t they just turn bullish?!
MPLOL- now official! Davo finally gets religion
I’m so relieved. I feared that Davo was so obstinate about the nature of MOLOL that even when the APRA’s Chairman Byao told him that he won’t do jack to lean on on house prices, he’d still have his fingers in his ears, chanting “lalalalala it doesn’t count unless the term ‘MPLOL’ passes his lips!” … Read more
Fund the ‘Fka Friday
While patiently waiting for T to come through with the goods, as he does every Friday afternoon, we are again being given the opportunity to “fund the fka”.
Leitho would staRve to death with a fridge full of eggs
Fuck, those blokes at MB are smoking something weird.
MB mans the barricades to protect EZFKA from risk
The boys at MB are doing EZFKA a big favour today by donning their shining armour and bravely running off to man the EZFKA walls. Funnily enough, while they think themselves hyper-rational actors,they have no conscious comprehension of what they are doing. That is, of course, the EZFKA way.
Security announcement/poll
I’ve just come out of my weekly briefing with the head of cyber security. Apparently ezfka.com is now so popular that someone has been persistently trying to log into people’s accounts using a fancy technique called “brute force”. Particularly keen on Stewie’s account, apparently. Wonder why?! There are a few things that can be done: … Read more
