Gladys Berejiklian unveils new 3-week permanent vaccine passports

Premier Gladys Berejiklian has unveiled new 3-week permanent vaccine passports to enter bars, cafes and restaurants in the EZFKA sub-region of NSW.

“These passports will follow the same rules and validity periods as lockdowns. We’ll announce them for three weeks, for three weeks at a time, forever,” Berejiklian said.

“You’ll also be required to take a booster jab every three weeks to keep your passport current, so it’s important to get to 80% every three weeks.”

Berejiklian defended accusations that this was just taking the absolute piss.

“Giving up your bodily autonomy and medical privacy to temporarily get back the freedom of movement that you’ve completely lost, is the only way to get back to normal,” Berejiklian said.

Berejiklian said she may look at artificially increasing case numbers to scare the public if compliance thresholds are not met.

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Agent 47

Who the fuck believes it would only be for three weeks? Unfortunately most of MB.

Ramjet

I have been trolling on EmBee with a name Ee Zed Eff Kaye Ay. How long before I get booted out?

Agent 47

Until you say let it rip.

Ramjet

They deleted my comment that lending standards get inflated away with rising house prices. I also added something that they mocked Nathan Birch, but he is doing better than them.

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