After a record number of protestors braved the cold weather to object to the pandemic legislation, experts from the Everything That’s Not Left Is Far Right Institute say that the far right have taken over Victoria by stealth and that drastic measures were needed.
Once a darling of Australian progressives, Peter Van Onselen (PVO) has performed the greatest heel turn since Hulk Hogan after taking legal action against Professor Gemma Carey over a defamatory Twitter comment and photo. The photo in question included a young Christian Porter, Nick Coatesworth, Ainslie van Onlsen and PVO. For legal reasons we are … Read more
Andrews, who was believed to be isolating with hurt feelings, says he will be looking into indefinite detention for any non-state media that attend press conferences.
The Premier has still not provided the health advice that was required under a court order, with government solicitors believed to be furiously copying and pasting some shit from Wikipedia and Google.
Buttrose also said that condescending lectures from Virginia Trioli, Patricia Karvelas and Julia Baird was it’s ‘highest rating content in Sydney and Melbourne.’
‘I’m really excited. Lockdown really made me miss that constant disappointment of never owning private property,’ Chris Foley, Sydney local, said.
Fitzsimons, who said on Twitter that he was ‘happy to receive a booster shot’, has received an overwhelming number of vaccines delivered to his mansion in eastern Sydney.
The bipartisan move comes as MP’s call for help after protests and general discontent among the populace grows. The unvaccinated will join religious groups, renters and the working-class poor on the watch list.
The Ex-Labor PM faced the media yesterday, but thanked them for looking the other way and not asking any difficult questions on Epstein.
Keneally will be touring Denpasar next week, to show her support for opening the back door to Australia’s border.
Journalists from the Sydney Morning Herald in particular have already begun preparations to continue to scare the shit out of the public, with COP26 winding down in Glasgow.
The post, which many have claimed is an attempt to counter signal No Nut November, was made last week on Facebook to much derision.
An inquiry is now underway into the incident which is expected to go nowhere.
Forrest and compatriot Gina Rinehart are expected to announce a new deal for ‘sustainable jet fuel’ from China this coming week.
Daniel Andrews says that a man arrested out the front of the Victorian Parliament with an alleged recurve bow, was ‘complete amateur hour’ and that more measures were needed to distract the public and manufacture consent for more draconian legislation. After increasing size of protests and Adem Somyurek appearing before IBAC, a man with a … Read more
The staffer has been increasingly neurotic the past few weeks with IBAC proceedings ongoing. Somyurek’s appearance yesterday prompted McCrone to apply for stress leave.
Over 20,000 marched in the city on the weekend to protest the pending pandemic legislation, with many officers upset they had to stand back and watch rather than open fire.
Western Australia’s Police Commissioner says a $1 million reward offered to find missing four-year-old Cleo Smith has now been awarded to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who claimed to have prayed for her safety. The Prime Minister, who was in Glasgow at the time Cleo was found, forwarded his application for the reward to the WA … Read more
McGowan called the President for advice on how to deal with the public embarrassment and coping strategies, as iron ore continues to plummet below $100 a ton.
After months of firing people for not submitting to an experimental medical procedure, Morrison said the time was ripe for replacing skilled EZFKA workers with lower wage, foreign counterparts.
“All it will take is a few dissenting members to grow a set and dissent on the vote. Although that’s too much to ask from some of them clearly.”
“People need to understand that words are violence and that asking unauthorised questions are considered an act of terrorism. I would like to remind New Zealand that the government is the sole source of accredited truth.”
The tapes, which apparently are of Daniel Andrews in many compromising positions on his last trip to China, will be deleted if the legislation passes.
he move comes after claims of Wilkinson’s move to Channel Ten over a gender pay gap dispute were found to be largely bullshit and purely about money.
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese stated his party will be disproportionately impacted by the proposals, particularly in the migrant areas at the state level.
“The COP26 summit couldn’t be better timed as a lead-in to summer. Confronting China and India over pollution is quite clearly racist, so soft target yellow journalism it is.”
“Some restrictions such as masks, lockdowns and the rest will remain. However, by that stage we should be on at least our 26th booster shot, so vaccination will clearly be our best way out of this.”
The tweets, reportedly called Smith ‘an irresponsible dickhead that should lose his licence’ and wanted a ‘full investigation by Victoria Police and IBAC into the incident.’ The tweets were soon deleted and her account locked to private.
Medical groups have issued a public health warning regarding a recent spike in presentations to hospital emergency departments. “Progressives have overdosed on schadenfraude, and we think it started with Gladys Berejiklian’s ICAC hearing,” commented a spokesperson from the Economic Zone Formerly Known as Australia Medical Association (EZFKAMA). We interviewed doctors on the front line, many … Read more
Fairfax Chairman Peter Costello said the move had been in the works for some time and brushed off suggestions it was a conflict of interest.
