EZFKA 2022 Predictions
By no means an exhaustive list, feel free to have at it and tell me how wrong I am in the comments section because unlike other sites, you won’t get banned even if you’re a paying customer.
Australian Politics
Warning: Is Australia about to get a Capitol Hill-style false flag event in Victoria?
This weekend is expected to see the largest protests ever against Daniel Andrews and respective state and federal representatives, in response to the draconian pandemic legislation being considered in Victorian Parliament.
Morrison wins $1 million reward for finding Cleo Smith
Western Australia’s Police Commissioner says a $1 million reward offered to find missing four-year-old Cleo Smith has now been awarded to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who claimed to have prayed for her safety. The Prime Minister, who was in Glasgow at the time Cleo was found, forwarded his application for the reward to the WA … Read more
Presentations to hospital skyrocket, progressive schadenfreude to blame
Medical groups have issued a public health warning regarding a recent spike in presentations to hospital emergency departments. “Progressives have overdosed on schadenfraude, and we think it started with Gladys Berejiklian’s ICAC hearing,” commented a spokesperson from the Economic Zone Formerly Known as Australia Medical Association (EZFKAMA). We interviewed doctors on the front line, many … Read more
Woman dies after multiple jabs
After further investigations NSW Health announced that Premier Gladys Berejiklian has developed a terminal case of corruption, which has been attributed to being directly related to multiple Maguire jabs. It was revealed that Berejiklian was receiving these regularly over the last 5 years, and due to the severe nature of the corruption allegations, is now … Read more
Porter keeps job, keeps cash
In a dark day for EZFKA, former Attorney General Christian Porter has resigned from Scott Morrison’s ministry after revealing he had accepted an anonymous donation to help cover his personal legal fees. Mr Porter’s future in federal parliament had been in doubt following revelations that a “blind trust” had paid for his discontinued defamation case … Read more
Australia: from rugged individualism to a nation of compliant cowards
Complying your way out of tyranny has never worked, so it’s always a great question to ask those same compliant people why the North Koreans aren’t the freest nation on earth?
Brendan Murphy awarded Father of the Year, Scott Morrison furious
Former Federal Chief Medical Officer Professor Brendan Murphy has been awarded Father of the Year for 2021. Best known for his poor response to the Covid19 pandemic which included bungling the hotel quarantine system, Professor Murphy found out about the award in the days prior to Father’s day, claiming it was a “huge and unexpected … Read more