The Victorian ALP has filed dozens of lost property reports for missing testicles, after Daniel Andrews new pandemic legislation passed the lower house.
In the midst of protests and a public backlash from top lawyers, male members of the ALP filed the reports with Victoria Police, claiming they hadn’t noticed they were missing since 2013.
“We received a large number of reports of missing testicles, as the ALP members of the house finally checked their balls to find they didn’t have any,” a spokesman for Victoria Police said.
“All it will take is a few dissenting members to grow a set and dissent on the vote. Although that’s too much to ask from some of them clearly.”
Adem Somyurek abstained from commenting, but was prepared to tweet a big game and not deliver on the vote as usual.