Book stores across EZFKA have quietly moved The Project host Lisa Wilkinson’s new autobiography into the fiction section, after revelations 99% of the book was bullshit.
The move comes after claims of Wilkinson’s move to Channel Ten over a gender pay gap dispute were found to be largely bullshit and purely about money.
“What can you really expect from someone who married a grown man that thinks he’s a pirate?” a spokesman for Dymocks said.
“I mean, that whole gender equality shite at the time was clearly a smokescreen for a money grab.”
Wilkinson has not yet responded to the move, but promises another monologue to blame it on sexism on The Project this evening.