Daniel Andrews solves Victoria’s ambulance crisis by renaming Ambulance Victoria
The Premier moved quickly to rename Ambulance Victoria to Victoria Ambulance and proudly declare that there were no staff shortages.
“Not in my backyard” Zoe Daniel and Monique Ryan call for ban on wind turbines proposed for Brighton Beach
The members for Goldstein and Kooyong have vowed to introduce legislation blocking any wind turbines in their electorates, slamming the decision to build by them by the state ALP government as ‘environmentally destructive.’
Globo-Homo On Death Watch
Good news all around. Globo Homo is getting crushed. Why? Did they not just win the election down under. Well yes, and you can assume Globo Homo will do everything it can to screw us, but the good news is they are falling apart. How do we know this? First, lets have a look at … Read more
Friendlyjordies, Betoota Advocate, Chaser, Juice Media announce retirement after ALP election win due to suddenly having no material
Friendlyjordies, The Betoota Advocate, The Chaser and The Juice Media have all announced they’re calling it quits just days after their beloved team red was elected.
Sustainable Australia Is Dead in The Water
Who remembers these guys? Macro spruiked them as the next big thing like four years ago. I was curious about how they did in the election so I went to the ABC vote totals that showed how all the parties did, and scrolled down the list. Waaaay down the list. 3000 votes, holy shit they … Read more
GoFundMe to crowdfund nuclear strike on Davos during WEF annual meeting reaches goal in 10 seconds
A similar GofundMe to launch a simultaneous nuclear strike on Geneva while the WHO Treaty is taking countries’ sovereignty also reached it’s goal in under a minute.
Australia can’t vote it’s way out of it’s predicament, so get over it
Voting in Australia has officially become a WOFTAM.
Timbo’s Two Cents on Australian Federal Election: Let the chaos reign
Stagmal gave a good take on the election and now here’s my two cents. Called the Albo-Schwab victory earlier in the week but that wasn’t difficult. Only 30% of the country wanted him, so the ALP voters out there can take that as a Bradbury victory. As others have commented, EZFKA now has a contingent … Read more
WA Secedes!
Regardless of the outcomes of the election, I have taken the responsibility to ensure the future of my subjects to the controlled life and questionable prosperity. Based on the ease with which earlier mandates of triple-jab, quarantines, restrictions and the like were met with an overwhelming support of my loyal subjects, this new change will … Read more
Brief Election Result Take
looking at the results it’s not hard to glean: labor moved a bit to the right and captured the median voter in response to their failure in 2019; they picked up LNP voters and lost greens supporters due to this. lots of former liberal voters in rich-fag electorates don’t really like their perceived positions on … Read more
EZFKA was right – here comes the post-federal election Great Replacement boat invasion!
We called it earlier in the week but it wasn’t hard to call. Illegal boats intercepted off of Christmas Island from Sri Lanka: “Scott Morrison has claimed that Australians need to keep him as prime minister to continue stopping the boats after two Sri Lankan asylum seeker vessels were intercepted apparently trying to reach Australia. … Read more
Doherty Institute model predicts 26 million Australians will die of monkeypox unless vaccine mandates re-instated
The new model predicts a catastrophe worse than COVID if lockdowns, masks and triple vaccination mandates are not immediately re-instated.