Friendlyjordies, The Betoota Advocate, The Chaser and The Juice Media have all announced they’re calling it quits just days after their beloved team red was elected.
Who remembers these guys? Macro spruiked them as the next big thing like four years ago. I was curious about how they did in the election so I went to the ABC vote totals that showed how all the parties did, and scrolled down the list. Waaaay down the list. 3000 votes, holy shit they … Read more
A similar GofundMe to launch a simultaneous nuclear strike on Geneva while the WHO Treaty is taking countries’ sovereignty also reached it’s goal in under a minute.
Voting in Australia has officially become a WOFTAM.
Stagmal gave a good take on the election and now here’s my two cents. Called the Albo-Schwab victory earlier in the week but that wasn’t difficult. Only 30% of the country wanted him, so the ALP voters out there can take that as a Bradbury victory. As others have commented, EZFKA now has a contingent … Read more
Regardless of the outcomes of the election, I have taken the responsibility to ensure the future of my subjects to the controlled life and questionable prosperity. Based on the ease with which earlier mandates of triple-jab, quarantines, restrictions and the like were met with an overwhelming support of my loyal subjects, this new change will … Read more
looking at the results it’s not hard to glean: labor moved a bit to the right and captured the median voter in response to their failure in 2019; they picked up LNP voters and lost greens supporters due to this. lots of former liberal voters in rich-fag electorates don’t really like their perceived positions on … Read more
We called it earlier in the week but it wasn’t hard to call. Illegal boats intercepted off of Christmas Island from Sri Lanka: “Scott Morrison has claimed that Australians need to keep him as prime minister to continue stopping the boats after two Sri Lankan asylum seeker vessels were intercepted apparently trying to reach Australia. … Read more
The new model predicts a catastrophe worse than COVID if lockdowns, masks and triple vaccination mandates are not immediately re-instated.
CBA is now offering a 2.25% term deposit for 18 months https://www.commbank.com.au/banking/term-deposits.html This is more than their prediction for RBA overnight rates (1.6% I believe) – not sure why they would lie since surely they would rather fool people into fixing loans at high rates Maybe the banks have been told that there won’t be … Read more
You think Australia is bad now? Give it a few weeks.
The unofficial EZFKA immigration policy guide to the 2022 Federal Election