Premier Daniel Andrews has solved the state’s ambulance crises by renaming all of Ambulance Victoria.
The Premier moved quickly to rename Ambulance Victoria to Victoria Ambulance and proudly declare that there were no staff shortages.
“From today forwards, Ambulance Victoria will be known as the Victoria Ambulance and I can say confidently that there is no ambulance ramping anywhere,” Andrews said.
“It’s another stroke of genius following on from when I solved the 000 crisis by renaming ESTA. I really don’t understand why other states can’t solve these very simple issues this way.”
Other states are expected to follow suit immediately.