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Public HEALTH ENGLAND TECHNICAL BRIEFING AUGUST 20

August 24, 2021 by Coming

Recent release of data by public health england https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1009243/Technical_Briefing_21.pdf I like their data because its very honest The most relevant table is table 5 Key numbers Unvaccinated <50yo Deaths 72 Cases 178,240 CFR 0.04% Vaccinated <50yo Deaths 27 Cases 40,544 CFR 0.067% The argument will be that the vaccinated <50yo are more likely to have … Read more

Victoria Police will form ‘Ring of Steel’ around Foodbank Victoria to ‘stop the spread of food to the unemployed’

August 24, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Victoria Police have advised anyone approaching 100 metres of the site is warned they may be tear gassed, pepper sprayed ‘or worse.’

Qantas to offer free treatment for Deep Vein Thrombosis to encourage people to get vaccinated

August 24, 2021 by Timbo

“We know 15 status credits fuck all to offer in exchange for permanent long term damage or death, but we’re all about off loading risk to someone else here in EZFKA.”

BEN ROBERTS-SMITH’s AFGHAN Interpreter GIVEN A ‘LEG-UP’ BY EZFKA OFFICIALS AS ASYLUM IS FAST TRACKED

August 23, 2021 by Chinese Astroturfer

After being innundated for the past week with bad news coming out of Afghanistan, finally some good news.

NSW MP Victor Dominello to be public face of “Vaccine Adverse Reaction Tik Tok Challenge’ for students

August 23, 2021 by Timbo

NSW MP Victor Dominello, who suffered Bells Palsy after receiving his COVID jab, will be the public face of a campaign encouraging teens to upload their adverse reactions to Tik Tok for a chance to win great prizes. Following on from several videos being posted last week of Year 11 and Year 12 students having … Read more

‘End lockdowns now’ says previously highly supportive Melbourne man after lockdowns begin to directly impact him

August 23, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“Mate, I’m all for shutting down everyone else’s work and source of income, but closing the parks down so I can’t get the kids out of the house while I’m working form home is a bridge too far. Sack Andrews now!”

Fund the ‘FKA: fight the five-oh-eight. buy bigger boots

August 22, 2021 by Peachy

You may have noticed that sometimes ezfka.com has been down with “508” errors. Apparently that means that ezfka.com has grown too big for its boots and needs to be hosted on bigger badder hardware. So ezfka.com is opening up for contributions from anyone who wants to contribute.

“Hope you don’t need a ventilator from COVID” says Melbourne woman to small business owner calling Lifeline

August 22, 2021 by Timbo

“You selfish fucking bastard! How do you wear your mask incorrectly! You’re killing grandma and putting the rest of us at risk. I hope you don’t need a ventilator in ICU while people are dying!” Matthews screamed.

Victoria Police celebrate another successful day hospitalising bankrupt small business owners

August 21, 2021 by Timbo

“This is yet another great collaboration between Victoria Police, the People’s Armed Police and the UN Strong Cities Network. We will continue to suppress dissent of those already suppressed financially and psychologically until full demoralisation is achieved and the camps are complete,” Patton said.

Weekend Links, 21-22 August, 2021

August 20, 2021 by T

It’s all getting fancy! No I mean we are moving up in the world. Honest! So this week I’d like to start by welcoming Minister Sinister, who got off to a running start. We are all very pleased to have you join the little crew, and thank you for the contributions so far. In case … Read more

Morrison: EZFKA TO FAST TRACK 3,000 VISAS TO ONLY THE MOST OPPORTUNISTIC AFGHAN QUISLINGS

August 20, 2021 by Chinese Astroturfer

Today Scott Morrison announced that the 3,000 visas to be offered to Afghan quislings and mercenaries is just a ‘floor’ and more could be offered as reward for decades of collaborating with enemy occupiers and the corrupt puppet government to order to enrich themselves. In an unprecedented move, Scott Morrison is also set to fast … Read more

Albanese demands immediate airlift of 500,000 future Labor voters from Afghanistan

August 20, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Albanese said it would be on the usual ALP condition of a ticket in exchange for a vote, with the carrot of full access to the usual suite of EZFKA public services and debt.