Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has announced Qantas will give away free treatments for Deep Vein Thrombosis, in a bid to encourage vaccination to citizens of EZFKA.
In addition to free flights and frequent flyer points, Qantas will waive the cost of deep vein thrombosis treatment on any of it’s flights to those who are vaccinated.
“It’s the first of it’s kind anywhere in the world and we’re proud to carry on that great spirit of EZFKA,” Joyce said.
“We know 15 status credits fuck all to offer in exchange for permanent long term damage or death, but we’re all about off loading risk to someone else here in EZFKA.”
Pfizer has also announced that they will be donating free defibrillators to Qantas cockpits, in support of pilots that have been vaccinated with their jab in support of it’s fight against unrelated myocarditis.