After Dr Kerry Chant’s disastrous “new world order” Freudian slip, Premier Berejiklian announced that this would be the end of the line for the daily doom show and that journalists would soon find out how non-essential they really are.
ICU’s at NSW’s hospitals are at breaking point this evening with a record number of admissions for self-harm from mainstream media journalists, after witnessing Sydney residents telling them to get fucked over lockdown. Journalists from across the media were admitted to ICU’s across Sydney, sparking a crisis and condemnation for ‘taking up ICU spots.’ “It’s … Read more
In a serious display of mental gymnastics to justify labor supporting the new surveillance bill he has come out saying it isn’t labor or the liberals fault but was enacted by foreign entities. The only logical conclusion from this is local elections don’t matter anymore as we are already under foreign control…
The world is getting a bit crazy. There I said it, and pretty sure its true. It is what it is. So we are going to do what we always do. Mock the retards. The beautiful thing about the powers that be, is most of their power is based on being able to project a … Read more
Complying your way out of tyranny has never worked, so it’s always a great question to ask those same compliant people why the North Koreans aren’t the freest nation on earth?
“That’s why we’ll be advocating the same policies be rolled out over a longer time period, with a few different kinds of minor crumbs thrown here and there.”
“With another injection room, you can inject your recreational drugs and assault nurses in a safe environment, without fear of stigma or ostracization.”
“It’s clearly been shown that patronising messages from people who deem themselves above everyone else are received well. That’s what pushed me over the edge and now I’m double jabbed,” Dave said.
“This is particularly crucial as the iron ore price continues to sink and perhaps the only way that I can keep the border closed domestically.”
“I’d like to thank the bots for their outstanding work in boosting my profile, particular the other day when I was waving my two-tier society father’s day celebrations in their face. The professional photographer really enjoyed all the excess likes.”
UAP have started a heavy advertising blitz to position themselves for the upcoming Federal election. Seconds into the add they indicate they are far more serious about this than any of the other minor parties with the statement they will run candidates for every seat in the House of reps, and the senate. Whether or … Read more
It is understood a delegation from EZFKA comprising of Australian Police Commissioners will also be in attendance, to study how best to manage the “Australian protests of the future.”