NSW daily press conference cancelled after Kerry Chant said the quiet part out loud too many times

NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced the cancellation of the daily press conferences, after Dr Kerry Chant revealed too much.”

After Chant’s disastrous “new world order” Freudian slip, Berejiklian announced that this would be the end of the line for the daily doom show and that journalists would soon find out how non-essential they really are.

“I’ve spoken to Jane Halton and we’ve decided the best course of action was just to drop the whole thing before she fucking gives too much away,” Berejiklian said.

“I mean she’s not meant to read the bloody emails, sorry health advice, she gets every morning word for word. Klaus Schwab was pissed.”

Chant has been banned from public appearances for the foreseeable future.

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Travis Howarth

An interesting question as to how reporting would change if reporters were designated non-essential and forced to ‘lockdown’ without an income. They might lose the holier-than-thou obsession with some vague end of the world and focus on their own more imminent version as the mortgage bills accrue and they can’t hit the expensive eateries anymore [socially distanced, naturally].

Also, you can’t tell me this Chant woman doesn’t know her moustache is prominent. Is she ‘advertising’ for dates to her demographic or just on the spectrum? The big surprise to me in the health sector, especially in the public version although it shouldn’t have been, was the prominence of women of a particular persuasion. Many (not all) seemed to share what I consider a very self-destructive and angry worldview.

Stewie

An interesting question as to how reporting would change if reporters were designated non-essential and forced to ‘lockdown’ without an income.”

Without an ever streaming fire hose of propaganda designed to keep the populace in a mild state of hypnotic hysteria being sprayed into everyone’s living room each evening, people might start waking up and realise how badly they are being mislead.

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