ICU’s at NSW’s hospitals are at breaking point this evening with a record number of admissions for self-harm from mainstream media journalists, after witnessing Sydney residents telling them to get fucked over lockdown.
Journalists from across the media were admitted to ICU’s across Sydney, sparking a crisis and condemnation for ‘taking up ICU spots.’
“It’s been our busiest day ever and we’ve had record admissions across our hospitals from members of the media,” Dr Robert Morrison from NSW Health said.
“It appears that a combination of cancellation of the press conferences as well as Sydney residents telling them to quite clearly fuck off, has pushed them over the edge.”
Channel 7 and 9 have vowed to escalate the fear porn and shaming pieces in response, with NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller scheduled for a 24/7 “empty threat marathon” starting at 9am this morning.