Thousands of Australians have spent ANZAC ay 2022 vividly recalling how they disgraced those who gave the ultimate sacrifice during COVID.
Marles later said he and the rest of the ALP front bench were relishing opportunities to fuck up in the absence of Albo’s fuck ups.
The study, done by the Lose the Unloseable Institute has found that ALP figureheads tend to test positive whenever under public scrutiny, with leader Anthony Albanese the latest victim.
The PM hopeful tested positive last night and will be off the campaign trail for a week, depending on “how much of a pussy he’s feeling like later in the week.”
The plan will see the new quarantine camps built used to round up white Australians and ship them off to any country that will take them, ‘preferably non-white.’
“We like to market ourselves as the cool party, when in actual fact we’re just a different flavour of the same turd.”
The MP was under fire this week for suggesting opposition to transmen playing women’s sports was purely transphobia and that young women should allow themselves to be injured against men.
Even free aspirin and defibrillators wasn’t enough to persuade the Commonwealth Games committee, who promptly decided to terminate the contract and save tax payers and hospitals the trouble.
McLachlan denied allegations that the timing of the move was nothing to do with a series of players experiencing serious heart conditions.
The first wave of Yoga Instructors are expected to commence driving Uber and fucking up deliveries for Australia Post in the next few months.
“How good is a curry and offshoring an Australian job to India? It only tastes better when you’re bringing Indians onshore to take Australian jobs,” Morrison said in a Facebook post.
“Instead of migrants coming here to take jobs and opportunities away from young Australians, increase house prices and destroy wages temporarily, let’s give them the opportunity to do that on a permanent basis forever,” Keneally said.