Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in isolation tonight after testing positive for elevated levels of oestrogen.
The PM hopeful tested positive last night and will be off the campaign trail for a week, depending on “how much of a pussy he’s feeling like later in the week.”
“He’s at home resting with sensitive man boobs and a inflamed vagina. Adam Bandt is assisting him with this process as he’s a chronic sufferer of the condition,” a spokesman for the ALP said.
“He’ll be back out on the campaign trail when it’s next politically convenient.”
Meanwhile, Penny Wong has been seen googling Kirribilli House and browsing new furniture.