The ALP is in chaos tonight, after a move to have Anthony Albanese to appear at Bluesfest backfired at the weekend.
“Labor will always stand up for the Arts sector just like Daniel Andrews and Mark McGowan have the last two years,” Albo reportedly told the crowd at Bluesfest this past weekend to many jeers from an industry reeling from lockdowns and mandates.
“We’re trying to work out which advisor thought it would be a good idea to have Albo at a music industry event, when they’ve been subject to bipartisan destruction since 2020,” a Labor spokesperson said.
“We like to market ourselves as the cool party, when in actual fact we’re just a different flavour of the same turd.”
Albo is reportedly meeting with Klaus Schwab this week to work out how best to resurrect his image, including rigged ballots if necessary.