The ALP have announced a crackdown on the ‘abuse of foreign workers on visas’ by offering anyone who wants to migrate to Australia free citizenship on arrival.
Senator Kristina Keneally, who says she’s ‘looking forward to destroying what’s left of Australia’s racist working class’ as Home Affairs Minister, made the policy announcement this morning.
“Instead of migrants coming here to take jobs and opportunities away from young Australians, increase house prices and destroy wages temporarily, let’s give them the opportunity to do that on a permanent basis forever,” Keneally said.
“By offering them citizenship we get to keep them here permanently and hide migrant worker abuse. So, if you are a useless Indian grandmother or from some far flung West African shithole and you to drive a taxi, come on in!”
Keneally remained defiant that this was just an escalation of the Great Replacement and as big a brainfart as the unlimited Indian grandmother visa announcement in 2019.
“We thought we’d skip the bullshit permanent residency pretence and give them a passport, a vote and ultimately a say in the direction of the country they’ve been in for five minutes and have contributed fuck all to anyway. We’ve learned well from the US Democrats and the 2019 election. Demographic replacement is the only way we’ll ever maintain government.”
ACTU Secretary Sally McManus and David Llewellyn-Smith have both affirmed that they will do whatever it takes to ensure this policy gets up if the ALP are elected.