Disgraced former yoga instructor Bikram Choudhary says he’s looking forward to preying on vulnerable Australian women, after the announcement of a new visa for Indian Yoga Instructors was released this week following the signature of an Indian Free Trade Agreement.
Bikram, currently hiding out in India after arrest warrants were issued in the US, says he’s looking forward to continuing his harem at yoga retreats in Byron Bay after applying for a visa late last night.
“I am really looking forward to continuing what I started in the US. The upper middle-class ladies will never feel safer in one of my classes doing Bobs’n’Vagene pose,” Bikram said.
“One thing Australia has shown is that it is making the safety of women a priority. That’s why it continues to import thousands of single males from India, Africa and the Middle East where women are treated like third class citizens. This is true gender equality.”
The first wave of Yoga Instructors are expected to commence driving Uber and fucking up deliveries for Australia Post in the next few months.