The study, commissioned by the Tired of This Shit Institute, found that middle-class white women comprised most of the COVID dob-ins, public shaming of mask wearing and general social media pants-pissing.
The modelling has shown that it would be safe to open up when all Australians have had at least three doses of the vaccine, several times over.
“Mr Setka was taken to a secure location and will remain there for his safety and the safety of the Victorian Labor Party,” Premier Daniel Andrews said.
First Constable Mark Jenkins will receive the highest honour available to Victoria Police officers, after knocking down and pepper spraying a grandmother at anti-lockdown protests during the weekend.
“Seeing all these fellow Australians being forced to take an experimental jab or starve just really makes you want to squeeze the trigger,” Porkson said.
In a dark day for EZFKA, former Attorney General Christian Porter has resigned from Scott Morrison’s ministry after revealing he had accepted an anonymous donation to help cover his personal legal fees. Mr Porter’s future in federal parliament had been in doubt following revelations that a “blind trust” had paid for his discontinued defamation case … Read more
“With this money we hope to buy a few guillotines and display them as pop-up art installations around the City of Melbourne”
Its time to repot the cat! What does that mean? Nothing specific – I just like the image and hope you like it too. This week we go to Neel Kolhatkar again. His humor is not for everyone, and sometimes I feel it misses the mark, but hey – sometimes he gets it right too! … Read more
Defence Department has announced that they intend to have the new subs modified to fire innovative hybrid “kinetic economic” weapons.
The move will see the goal and behind posts both fitted with wheels and move at random points during the game, for no reason at all.
alities of lockdowns and the nations COVID response on ABC Insiders this weekend, forcing clocks across the nation to immediately stop for 24 hours.
“Roadmap, packages, etc it’s all superfluous bullshit which just means we keep moving the goal posts every five minutes,” Andrews said.