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Victoria Police Commissioner Shane Patton has stated he will order his police to shoot and injure more unemployed tradies, in order to keep Victoria’s hospital system from being overwhelmed. The order comes as heroic Victoria Police officers shot more unarmed protestors at the ANZAC Shrine of Remembrance today, as a testament to those who died … Read more

Murray, who beat out fellow Sky News gatekeeper Peta Credlin, accepted the award and heaped praised on his colleagues for the brainwashing effort the past 18 months.

“That night I tried it and I had a prototype built in 5 hours”

“These stupid bogans who have lost their income and unable to feed their families are just acting like spoiled brats over their tearooms,” Moorcroft said.

“We just spent the last 24 hours calling them neo-nazis and right-wing extremists, so this kind of reaction is completely unnecessary and disproportionate.”

anding of flying in more compliant, exploitable foreign labour to undercut Australian workers is the best course of action,” Andrews said.

The study, commissioned by the Tired of This Shit Institute, found that middle-class white women comprised most of the COVID dob-ins, public shaming of mask wearing and general social media pants-pissing.

The modelling has shown that it would be safe to open up when all Australians have had at least three doses of the vaccine, several times over.

“Mr Setka was taken to a secure location and will remain there for his safety and the safety of the Victorian Labor Party,” Premier Daniel Andrews said.

First Constable Mark Jenkins will receive the highest honour available to Victoria Police officers, after knocking down and pepper spraying a grandmother at anti-lockdown protests during the weekend.

“Seeing all these fellow Australians being forced to take an experimental jab or starve just really makes you want to squeeze the trigger,” Porkson said.