A Victoria Police PORT officer has come home exhausted from a hard day of putting down a CFMEU protest, after firing pepper ball and rubber bullets at out of work tradies.
Constable Matthew Porkson needed a few beers to unwind after an exhausting day on his secure government income, firing indiscriminately at tradies and into passing traffic while crushing the necks of those who have lost everything.
“Seeing all these fellow Australians being forced to take an experimental jab or starve just really makes you want to squeeze the trigger and cause more hatred of the Police,” Porkson said.
“When John Setka and the bikies called us screaming for help, I was ready to go. I’m really proud of my work today and look forward to spraying some grandmothers on the weekend.”
Porkson will unwind while watching footage of previous protests and wiping his arse on the Australian flag.