Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has said that Victorians will get their freedoms bac,k as soon as they give up the few remaining ones they have.
The Premier gave a terse press conference where he said that he may have to implement measures such as total bans on bodily movement, drinking water and ‘inhalation of any kind’ to ease lockdowns.
“The only path out of this is total and utter submission. I’m still amazed at the overwhelming capitulation of Victorians in such a short period of time and I thank them for making my job easier,” Andrews said.
“Make no mistake, I will stand here and make veiled threats and women and emasculated men who lacked strong father figures early in life who have replaced me with their absent father, will obey my commands.”
Andrews further encouraged dob-ins to the COVID snitch line until the “camps were built” and said he may just turn the PCR test cycles up if there “aren’t enough cases by Wednesday.”