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NSW resident unsure of which property developer to vote for in upcoming council elections

November 24, 2021November 24, 2021 by Timbo

David Erikson from the North Shore, said it was a hard decision voting for which proxy of billionaire property moguls will destroy his suburb with high rise apartments and mass immigration.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 2 Comments

Study shows COVID Marshalls and Authorised Officers should go get a fucking real job

November 24, 2021 by Timbo

The study, conducted by the Pay Us Protection Money Institute, found that black shirted government officials enforcing COVID mandates were essentially useless and should ‘go fuck themselves.’

Categories Satire Tags Satire 14 Comments

Sydney man excited for mass immigration to re-commence so he can be run over on the footpath by Uber Eats riders

November 24, 2021 by Timbo

Mark Morrison, of Newtown, said he was delighted to see the vibrancy of excessively dangerous driving from third worlders back in the CBD and suburbs.

Categories Uncategorized Tags Satire 6 Comments

Sportsbet now has Michael Gunner as favourite to reveal himself as the Anti-Christ

November 23, 2021 by Timbo

Gunner is currently paying $1.05 after slightly nudging out Jacqui Lambie, Daniel Andrews and Scott Morrison for the top spot. Gunner’s recent unhinged performances on television this past week have him as the favourite to bring the book of revelation to reality.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 5 Comments

New video shows Australians how to have conversations with family at Christmas who still watch Sunrise

November 23, 2021 by Minister Sinister

The video, released on Youtube last night by the Corporate Media Are Fucking Cringe Assciation, is a detailed instructional to de-program your family members and stop them from listening to anything David Koch or Natalie Barr says.

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Australian hospitality industry relieved as $10/hour cash-in-hand international students set to return

November 23, 2021 by Minister Sinister

The struggling hospitality sector, which spent the last 18 months bending over for government mandates, is delighted that cheap imported labour is back to save the day and the EZFKA spirit of exploitation is in vogue again.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 13 Comments

Australian journalists hold emergency talks as how best to undermine growing protests

November 23, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“We’ve tried labelling them Nazis over and over again, but people can see that’s just a complete wank. God help us if they ever read about what the Bolsheviks did because it is Soviet Russia all over again.”

Categories Satire Tags Satire 15 Comments

Matthew Guy says he’s open to selling out on pandemic legislation if crossbenchers aren’t prepared to

November 22, 2021 by Minister Sinister

After winning the Controlled Opposition of the Year Award, Guy said he’s more than prepared to sell out the Victorian public and has a proven track record of doing so, as the Andrews government struggles to find a deciding vote.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 15 Comments

Jacqui Lambie in isolation after testing positive for demonic possession

November 22, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Lambie is apparently under the care of Baphomet until further notice.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 18 Comments

Jussie Smollett tweets support for Andy Meddick

November 20, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Meddick gave several versions of events on 3AW, but says his story will change as new information comes to light.

Categories Satire Tags Satire 9 Comments

Crypto Lending and why you should stay the fuck away from it…

August 18, 2022November 20, 2021 by Stewie

Recently I’ve started to see advertisements for Crypto lending products, where you basically ‘loan’ your BTC to some crypto broker and they pay you a yield for the privileges of borrowing your HODL, with enticing offerings of up to 4% or 5%, which is pretty attractive when you are zero bound. Unfortunately what you are … Read more

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Weekend Links, 20-21 November 2021

November 19, 2021 by T
Flatten Da Curve

Welcome to the Weekend Links for the 20-21 of November, 2021. The date kinda makes a pattern so that is cool. We are really happy to have you here, and hope you are looking forward to a good weekend. Weather was a bit meh here in Sydney today, but hopefully it will be better tomorrow … Read more

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