A breakthrough new EZFKA study has shown that COVID variants arise whenever the political situation in EZFKA is inconvenient.
The study, conducted by the Cash For Comment institute, has found that the latest Omnicron variant has appeared just as protest numbers nationwide reach record numbers and Victoria is set to vote on the permanent pandemic legislation.
“It’s really blatantly obvious now that a new COVID strain has shown up right as the fear index in the ruling class has gone to record levels and consent needs to be manufactured for more restrictions,” Dr Mick McGuire said.
“We’ve also found a direct correlation between that and the arrival of boosters. They aren’t going to sell themselves, so a new variant to the rescue it is.”
Mainstream media outlets have said they are ready with more fear porn already being deployed.