New A-League rule states team that has least amount of heart attacks during a game to be awarded the win

The A-League has introduced a new rule which would allow a team to win on the basis of having the least amount of players collapsing on the field due to heart issues.

Under the new rule, teams would be allowed to forfeit if too many players collapse from heart attacks during the game, however the opposing side would be awarded the win and the three points. Forfeit would also mean automatic elimination from the FFA Cup.

“After seeing the scenario across Europe right now, we decided to get ahead of the curve and bring in the new rule with consultation from FIFA,” FA CEO James Johnson said.

“There will be sufficient penalties for teams that stage heart attacks, and in football that’s going to be very tough to police accurately. We may have ECG’s next to the VAR booth to assess this.”

The AFL and NRL are looking at bringing in similar rules for the 2022 season and will be watching the A-League nervously this year.

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Mate check this out. Technically the next variant of covid should have been Xi, but they skipped it and called it omicron instead.
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Agent 47

I saw that. No surprises considering who runs the WHO

Agent 47

I’m sure the AFL and NRL are quietly updating their insurance policies in line with EZFKA of holding no liability when the first player goes down.

H D

Good opportunity for a story: Sportsbet opening market to place bets for heart attack or death on the field..

Agent 47

I think the AFLW which starts in a few weeks, will be the first. Which will be ironic for the diversity crowd.

Chinese Astroturfer

Just a coincidence the ‘experts’ are saying.

No further investigation necessary.

I think that settles it the ‘experts’ have spoken.

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Peachy

Good god, that’s a lot of strong young people suddenly falling over.

with casualties like that, you’d think they would ban soccer altogether. Or change the rules, so that the halves only run for 12 minutes each. To avoid such fatal exhaustion.

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The question is how are they going to blame it on the un-vaccinated when there are no un-vaccinated allowed on the pitch or at the games.

I kinda feel like this whole mess is on the verge of dissolving into a total shit show, where Fuhrur Fauci has gone full retard where is now saying that he is “science” and the EU going into lockdown which seems like it is just going to end in chaos in the streets as the 0.1% loose control of the narrative. The US is going to split into red state (pill) vs blue state (pill) and some kind of war is going to break out in with China or something

Go long popcorn stocks I say ….

Peachy

kinda feel like this whole mess is on the verge of dissolving into a total shit show, where Fuhrur Fauci has gone full retard where is now saying that he is “science” and the EU going into lockdown which seems like it is just going to end in chaos in the streets as the 0.1% loose control of the narrative. 

that would sure be fun to watch. But I don’t think it’s all as divisive as is nice to believe.

I think that the majority of the reds and the majority of the blues are happy enough to go along with Fauci and the rest of the clown shown.