A new video has been released in anticipation for Christmas, on how to have awkward conversations with family members who still watch Sunrise.
The video, released on Youtube last night by the Corporate Media Are Fucking Cringe Assciation, is a detailed instructional to de-program your family members and stop them from listening to anything David Koch or Natalie Barr says.
“It’s absolutely critical that people identify who in their family still watches these lowest common denominator morning shows and slap some sense into them,’ a spokesman said.
“It’s most likely your boomer parents and stay at home upper middle-class mums that watch this total shit and that correlates with the levels of hypochondria and bullshit we’ve seen the last 18 months.’
A similar video instructing people to stay the fuck away from the Today Show and Studio Ten is expected to release this week.