The Queen Of Swords, is dead?
Some time ago there was a rumor the Queen had passed away. And maybe that is the case. Currently, I think there is a chance that her death will be announced on Jan 20, 17 days before her big 70th jubilee. First, did you know Prince Philip died April 17 before his 100th birthday? Ok … Read more
Melbourne refugee advocate now loves tough immigration laws after successful, straight white male has visa cancelled
Michelle Rosenbaum, from Fitzroy, showed her ‘solidarity with Home Affairs’ and lauded the decision by Karen Andrews from her job as a volunteer at the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre.
20 Something Fully Waxxed Dies Of Covid: Why?
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/nsw-records-34994-new-covid19-cases-and-six-deaths-after-national-cabinet-changes-testing-requirements/news-story/8c313cc8a85775bc4d9cf8440fd979bf So according to this article today, a fully wax-sin-ated coof positive karked it today. According to the article, he was healthy and had no ‘underlying conditions’, so wut? Why would this happen? Is my guess that they aren’t counting whopper sized, when-he-sit-around-the-house-he-sit-AROUND-the-house obesity as an underlying condition here? Can somebody in the EZFKA medical … Read more
Novak Djokovic releases new line of table salt exclusive to Victoria to commemorate Australian Open exemption
The table salt is said to contain the tears of every ALP voter in the state, harvested fresh from testing centres around the state.
History made as Australia Post hire delivery rider that isn’t Indian student working illegally
Peter Smith, who was recently let go from his other job due to jab mandates, was the first hire in over 5 years that wasn’t an Indian student breaching his visa conditions somehow.
Melbourne Greens voter looking forward to return of mass immigration so she can have third worlders deliver her food and drive her around
Self-described ‘self-loathing progressive’ Jane Smith, 34, from Northcote says she was excited for thousands of Indians and Nepalese to return and deliver her food and that any objections to the social cost of mass immigration was ‘pure racism.’
EZFKA 2022 Predictions
By no means an exhaustive list, feel free to have at it and tell me how wrong I am in the comments section because unlike other sites, you won’t get banned even if you’re a paying customer.
Doherty Institute experts say another arbitrary lockdown prior to 2022 school year will help boost vaccination in children
The new modelling, which will not be released, shows that a two-to-four-week lockdown right before schools go back will help get needles into arms.
Betoota Advocate apologise for missing annual token stab at the ALP
The apology was issued after Betoota realised it went all of 2021 without an article mocking the ALP, and that the upcoming 2022 election would make it obvious to those still on the fence that they’re just an ALP mouthpiece.
Friendlyjordies, Aussie Cossack, Avi Yemeni named finalists for 2021 Grifter of the Year award
Friendlyjordies, Aussie Cossack and Avi Yemeni will wait to see who will take home the coveted award, which saw a larger than usual field this year.