Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has revealed that the main reason for nursing shortages across Victoria, is due to nurses preparing dance routines for Tik Tok.
The arrival of the Omicron variant has significantly impacted nursing staff levels, with nurses struggling to rehearse routines and work at underwhelmed hospitals.
“The new omicron variant has presented us with significant challenges and we’re working with the hospitals on appropriate levels of staffing.” Andrews said.
“Elective surgery will have to be cancelled to allow the nurses to rehearse their vacuous shit for Tik Tok and we will go ahead and do that.”
The Victorian government has announced it will be working with the ANF to schedule dance routines in accordance with new variant releases.