The EZFKAFLW has returned for season 2022, but analysis has again shown that no-one actually cares about it being on.
The data analysis, conducted by the Who Gives A Shit Institute, found that only a handful of people tuned in for round one and that running the season in January when there’s fuck all else on to compete with was the only reason people tuned in at all.
“The AFL, Channel 7 and the pronoun crowd on twitter can spruik the league all they want, but the reality is it’s fucking shit and no-one really cares about women’s sports. The views would be even less if everyone wasn’t already in isolation,” Dr Mark Hendrickson said.
“No-one is excited for a 2-hour game that ends with a total of 3 goals kicked and some horrendous skills. I mean, you might watch it for the odd bit of tits and arse, but the butch lesbians running around detracts from it as well. It’s not like beach volleyball or athletics when you can have a decently consistent Uncle Merv at the talent.”
“If they really wanted to make it interesting, they can have an under 15 boys side play any of the women’s teams maybe in the middle of the season.”
Meanwhile, knee surgeons around the nation have welcomed the return of the league as the annual gold mine of women tearing their ACL’s in disporportionately higher numbers, is hoped to make up for the shortfall in current rates of elective surgery.