Tennis star Novak Djokovic has called the infamous Bileola Tamil family for advice on how to prolong his stay in EZFKA, after his visa was controversially cancelled yet again.
The tennis champion has called the family’s lawyer, for advice on how to drag out bullshit appeals for years, charge the tax payer and even run media sob stories to stir up childless white women, so he can play in each year’s EZFKA Open.
“Look, I and many other in the EZFKA Open Borders industry have made plenty of money from endless bullshit visa appeals as a migration lawyer, it’s an investment strategy. The Bileola Family have been the biggest cash cow in years and set the record for bullshit appeals, so what do you think a rich tennis star is?” lawyer Carina Ford said.
“We’re even considering Novak applying for a protection visa. Everything is legal, this is just a continuation of the EZFKA tradition of migrants using the court system against the country and passing the cost on to the public while I clip the ticket and white-ant society.”
Djokovic’s hearing is scheduled for this weekend in an extraordinary sitting.