Andrews lashed out at critics of the uncosted plan, and said the solution to fixing the hospitals is to vote in a federal ALP government to fix a problem that is exponentially worse in ALP states.
The petition, launched by the Get The Fuck Out Then Association, sprung up in response to Abdel-Magied’s recent claim that she ‘never considered herself Australian’ and that it wasn’t just an attention-seeking grab for relevance.
Traditional weapons, such as didgeridoos and star pickets, were handed out to patrons for use in altercations during games this weekend, with notable clashes at the MCG resulting in some good old fashioned clan violence to ‘really celebrate the remote community spirit.’
Over the last few months I have encountered multiple young couples that have recently purchased property. These people are not property investors. They are young Australians all around 30yo who have decided it is time to get married and raise a family. Some of them are now realising they have been served up a shit … Read more
The former Defence Minister was named opposition leader unopposed yesterday, causing Twitter to go offline and cause several blackouts across Australia.
Guy credits kicking out Bernie Finn, blocking all his voters on social media and gagging any known conservatives still within the Liberal Party as the credit to losing his second election in a row.
The Premier moved quickly to rename Ambulance Victoria to Victoria Ambulance and proudly declare that there were no staff shortages.
The members for Goldstein and Kooyong have vowed to introduce legislation blocking any wind turbines in their electorates, slamming the decision to build by them by the state ALP government as ‘environmentally destructive.’
Good news all around. Globo Homo is getting crushed. Why? Did they not just win the election down under. Well yes, and you can assume Globo Homo will do everything it can to screw us, but the good news is they are falling apart. How do we know this? First, lets have a look at … Read more
Friendlyjordies, The Betoota Advocate, The Chaser and The Juice Media have all announced they’re calling it quits just days after their beloved team red was elected.
Who remembers these guys? Macro spruiked them as the next big thing like four years ago. I was curious about how they did in the election so I went to the ABC vote totals that showed how all the parties did, and scrolled down the list. Waaaay down the list. 3000 votes, holy shit they … Read more
A similar GofundMe to launch a simultaneous nuclear strike on Geneva while the WHO Treaty is taking countries’ sovereignty also reached it’s goal in under a minute.