Twitter has announced that it will be purchasing a giant new server farm to in anticipation of Peter Dutton being named the Liberals new opposition leader.
The former Defence Minister was named opposition leader unopposed yesterday, causing Twitter to go offline and cause several blackouts across Australia.
‘I can confirm we’ve purchased a new server farm in China to handle all the passive-aggressive, unhinged lefty meltdowns for the next three years,’ a Twitter spokesman said.
‘The ScottyFromMarketing cringe tweets we’ve had the past three years really tested us. And now with the Dan Andrews bots taking up a large server load, we have to accommodate what will likely be a total explosion and server farm fires.”
Tanya Plibersek has already been blamed for the blackouts yesterday but will be introducing a new tax into parliament to cover damages next week.