History made after Australian journalist asks hard, critical question of Daniel Andrews at daily press conference
“Everyone in the room was shocked, they’d been asking Dorothy Dixers and leading questions for months,” Stevenson said.
“Everyone in the room was shocked, they’d been asking Dorothy Dixers and leading questions for months,” Stevenson said.
“Whether it’s Dr Norman Swan getting it wrong all the time, the Doherty Institute’s cash-for-comment alarmism or any state premier press conference, there is a dearth of content to choose from,” a spokesman said.
The study, conducted by the Rodney King Institute, found that violence only begins once Victoria Police arrive and open fire on unarmed protestors.
“I’d like to make the point again, we spent the last 18 months destroying your lives, so you should be grateful you’re getting freedoms back that aren’t ours to give back anyway.”
“If you’ve ordered a latte and it’s really a cappuccino then you will be dealt with,” Commissioner Shane Patton said.
“All we did was continually poll a bunch of frightened middle-class public servants and formulate policy off of that. What other possibility was there?”
“It’s becoming increasingly hard to stay within the monetised YouTube algorithm, while delivering ‘edgy’ takes on team red vs team blue politics. I was funny years ago, but now most intelligent people have moved on,” Shanks said.
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“I’m delighted to facilitate the silent overthrow of the least densely populated territory in Australia, which contains a large number of our key defence facilities.”
Morrison, who is currently in the process of amending the Biosecurity Act to detain large groups of people, said the book would be censored immediately to keep the public safe.
“People still naively believe in these institutions and that anything will happen to these people, well they’d be insanely wrong,” a spokesman for IBAC said.
Senior Constable Chris Kennedy, of the Dandenong Police Station, said chronic fatigue was setting in after rounding up over 200 people in the last week and charging them for ‘incitement.’