“I’ve only got one trick and that’s to keep the borders closed. After that, fuck knows. I’ll call Kerry Stokes and get the West Australian to write some glowing, sycophantic bullshit to get more support,” McGowan said.
a study due to be published in an upcoming Lancet demonstrates that wavelengths of light reflected from orange and yellow textile vests is between 98.62% and 98.68% effective at shattering the virus at a molecular level
Research conducted by the Institute for No-one Intelligent Actually Believes This Shit, has shown overwhelmingly that journalists for mainstream networks have become nothing more than corporate stenographers and need a good beating.
However, critics have said that the claim is ‘the usual unscientific bullshit’ and just being used to stimulate economic activity to inflate Victoria’s GDP.
“We all know these camps are for political dissenters under the pretense of quarantine, they just come out and say it yet. And if we take that on face value and performance politically speaking, then it’s clear the Queensland Premier should be quarantined forever.”
“This is what you really sign up for. The rush of fining people who have already lost everything, taking what little income they have left and forcing them to poverty or suicide over some really unscientific bullshit. It really makes you proud of what you’re doing,” McSweeney said.
Hi guys, since our usual host T is busy this weekend I’ll be stepping in to supply the links and kick start this weekend’s discussions. I’ve kept it short because frankly I don’t read as much as most people so this is all I could find for the week. Some great links this week from … Read more
Brian Smallton, 28, was surfing with a mate off the coast when the great white attacked him, killing him almost instantly.
“I’m due for another pay rise this week, so that will really send the message to those doing the wrong thing that the fines will be increased proportionally to cover it.”
“If it’s high debt, high immigration and housing – we have you covered. There’s no real need to continue the pretense that there is a difference anymore,” Morrison said.
Modelled ‘in the true spirit of Bolshevism’ the facility will have armed guards, towers, razor wire and a ‘world class execution pit’ that will be able to process several political dissidents a day.
