A new EZFKA study has found that watching the “COVID daily presser” lowers your IQ by at least 20 points.
The study, by the Institute for Based Australians, found that the average IQ dropped by at least 20 points in some cases.
“Whether it’s Jerome Weimar making claims about COVID going through windows or some crusty old, overweight Police Commissioner giving threats, your IQ will lower significantly listening to that vacuous bullshit,” Dr Greg Greggson said.
“Of course, you’re dealing with a low IQ starting point anyway, given by the majority of viewers still wearing masks and social distancing and obsessing over case numbers as the beginning of the apocalypse.”
No state premier has responded to the survey.