A new EZFKA poll has found that Queensland Premier Annastacia Palasczuk should be the first inmate at the new Wellcamp quarantine facility announced last week.
The poll, conducted by the Institute for Australians with an IQ Above Room Temperature, also overwhelmingly found that all of National Cabinet and every Chief Health Officer should join them.
“100% of Australians with an IQ above room temperature have made it clear that Palaszczuk should be segregated from public life,” Dr Ian Ianson said.
“We all know these camps are for political dissenters under the pretense of quarantine, they just can’t come out and say it yet, despite trial runs clearly going on in South Australia. And if we take that on face value and performance politically speaking, then it’s clear the Queensland Premier should be quarantined forever.”
Construction on the camp will commence in the coming weeks, with the first political dissidents interned by December.