China names new coal-fired power station after Kevin Rudd
“He’s been the best advertisement for economic suicide of a first world nation in a generation,” President Xi Jinping said.
“We need to reach net-zero to avoid climate disaster” says man from Queensland beach front mansion
“Rising sea levels are the challenge of our time, just not anywhere around where I live obviously.”
Dominion voting software named official sponsor of 2022 Australian Federal Election
The move will see Dominion voting software be used across the nation, opening the door for ‘transparency and consolidation of the uniparty vote’ in the face of growing discontent among the electorate.
Woman dies after multiple jabs
After further investigations NSW Health announced that Premier Gladys Berejiklian has developed a terminal case of corruption, which has been attributed to being directly related to multiple Maguire jabs. It was revealed that Berejiklian was receiving these regularly over the last 5 years, and due to the severe nature of the corruption allegations, is now … Read more
Australian men line-up to cut their balls off after government mandates castration
“Given the actions of most Australian men the last 18 months and their tolerance of tyranny, they really have no use for them anyway,” EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison said.
Morrison calls for end to COVID lockdowns and for commencement of climate lockdowns
The Prime Minister made the announcement after National Cabinet, citing the need for further economic suicide.
Weekend Links, 2-3 October 2021!
Well that escalated quickly. As we noted in these hallowed (hollow) pages, Clive Palmer was taking about the Pfizer lobbyist who forced Gladys to push the vaccine, or front up ICAC. Well, apparently that happened anyways. Live by the wet noodle, die by the wet noodle? State media explains for the normies below. But that … Read more
MB dolts come close to knowledge of house pricing; veer hard left to avoid encounter
Those bloody MB guys seem to never learn. As they stare at decades of obvious and well documented action-consequence situations. As they ignore everything written in even the most basic beginner-level finance books. Even as they personally pen the headlines that plainly paint the picture….they can’t quite make out the shape of things! The shape … Read more
Raf Epstein rushed to hospital after overdosing on Daniel Andrews’ semen
The radio journalist and Andrews’ sycophant was allegedly seen leaving the daily press conference in an ambulance, with a visibly distraught Andrews seeing the ambulance off.
China threatens nuclear attack- EZFKA citizens start calling Chinese embassy to suggest targets
International relations continue to take dramatic turns following EZFKA’s decision to buy nuclear submarines from the Yanks. In the days that followed the submarine announcement, China retaliated by threatening to nuke EZFKA during any regional war. However, the responses received back was not what the Chinese had expected. On the morning following China’s threat, EZFKA … Read more
VicPol disappointed protesters didn’t think to urinate on Police Memorial
“I mean, it a grey semicircular wall- it even looks like a urinal! “
COVID Love Letter Feat. Spartacus
This is the original text of the ‘Spartacus’ pdf that went viral, was deleted, and then the MSM saturated search engines with random Spartacus stuff, so I decided to put the text below. Might be worth pdf’ing the main medical bit and asking a doctor you trust – I have no idea if its correct. … Read more