Fiona Patten enters Witness Protection Program after signing Victorian SOE extension

Reason Party MLC Fiona Patten has entered Victoria Police protection this evening, after deleting all of her social media accounts and disappearing from the internet, claiming ‘trolls.’

However, Patten is believed to have already signed the extension to the state of emergency powers, and has sought Police protection from the impending wave of pitchforks and Molotov cocktails from small business owners directed at her electorate office.

“Ms Patten is currently in police protection and at a secure location,” Commissioner Shane Patton said at a press conference today.

“We’re also taking logical steps such as deleting her social media accounts far enough in advance so people think it’s unrelated to the SOE extension, which has already been signed.”

Patten is the second high-profile Victorian to enter the program, with CFMEU boss John Setka still under Police guard.

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Coming
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Peachy

Impressive. Very impressive.

but whilst on one hand he’s told that hysterical bitch to fuck up, on the other he has also backtracked from his previous “no segregation” narrative.

so perhaps this is largely optics?

Coming

has he really backtracked?

I havent seen any comments about segregation – maybe he just isn’t ready to tell the karens yet

Peachy

He has maintained all the differentiation between jabbed/unjabbed people in the reopening flan. So he seems to be the ideological successor to Gladys.

I presume that he also hasn’t undone the mandatory jabs for certain state employees? You might know better on this one.

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Agent 47

She literally deleted her accounts. she’s preparing for the backlash when the SOE is announced, stupid fucking bitch.

That’s what happens when you appoint a literal whore to parliament.

Peachy

Are they really extending their SOE?

Agent 47

She will sell out. She has each time, claiming that she was outraged and then backflip at the last minute. Sinister is on the money, she’s afraid of the backlash and is bailing out early.

That’s why the brothels were kept open. She literally has a side hustle with her husband investing a porn studio.

Melbourne gets what it deserves.

Ramjet

Been extended more than once and will have to be extended again.

Peachy

…unless Shrek falls on his sword soon, I suppose.

Hoody

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AoIPToh-i3k

You would believe it was here.

Peachy

This is what is actually happening here:

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Agent 47

Look on the bright side, public service will get rid of a lot of the dead wood.

On a serious note that is frightening. I generally don’t believe the stats at the best of times, but the fact that so many public servants are getting dosed up shows you that they’re all afraid of losing their jobs. Thats the real motivation – no real world skills to fall back on.

The comcare claims in the coming months will be epic.

T

Yep. The actually scary thing is how many folks are terrified and will go along with anything.

Says way more about the economy than any stat.

bjw678

I think it says more about how easily people are manipulated than anything else.

Peachy

public servants are getting dosed up shows you that they’re all afraid of losing their jobs. Thats the real motivation – no real world skills to fall back on.

The comcare claims in the coming months will be epic.

the most EZFKA turn of events I can imagine is if a huge number (say 30%-40%-60%?) of jab recipients get some kind of ongoing health issue/disability that prevents them from working.

they will be pensioned off with generous disability entitlements, for life.

the non-jabbed will be the only ones left to work… and to be taxed very very heavily to pay these pensions and entitlements.

it would be delicious!

Reus's Large MEMBER

I fear that your prediction is going to come true, but not so much unable to work as in will die, from what I am hearing there is a rising issue with heart attacks in otherwise healthy but vaxed people.

Peachy

but not so much unable to work as in will die

if they just die, the financial cost on those remaining will be quite low. The dead don’t have to be housed, fed, cared for, given cruises on the Rhine, et.

the cost of providing all that to, say 3mil newly disable, for 30++ years each would be eye-watering.

Reus's Large MEMBER

Afraid of not being able to pay for the shitbox houses with mega mortgages would be a large driver of that.

Peachy

Afraid of not being able to pay for the shitbox houses with mega mortgages would be a large driver of that.

I think so as well.

I would LOVE to see some statistics on the breakdown of the jab-refugees between

  • own property without mortgage
  • own property with mortgage
  • dont own property

very strongly suspect that mortgage is a massive factor in securing compliance in this situation, and more generally.

Peachy

If Karens weren’t called “Karens”, they’d bloody certainly be “Fionas”.

stagmal

victoria is a fuckin hell hole

Agent 47

Coming soon to everywhere. Melbourne is just first up.

Coming

always has been

Ramjet

100% agree and hopefully Melbourne never gets its retarded liveable city award back. Place is grey like the sky up above it. It deserves to be a basket case.

Coming
Chinese Astroturfer

Slut

Vincent

A prostitute whose self respect and dignity was for sale was never going to behave any different in public life. She fucked customers and now is fucking the state. Where is that damn HIV when it’s needed.

Peachy

yeh, perhaps.

but on the other hand, are women really to blame for putting their “self respect and dignity” on sale? Is this a ‘bad choice’ that they make? An action that reveals some preexisting character flaw?

or are they driven, to a greater or lesser degree, to this outcome by poverty and lack of other opportunity? Desperation?

Is it an accident that daughters of rich people don’t ever seem to become prostitutes? Is it because they have universally better moral fibre and are better at making choices?

🧐

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