A new poll has found that the overwhelming majority of Australians don’t give a fuck what Jane Caro thinks of anything.
The poll, conducted by the Institute of STFU, found that 110% of Australians don’t care for her opinion, with a further 210% wondering how the fuck she even gets a gig.
“The data overwhelmingly shows that Jane’s opinions are the usual privileged, upper-class white woman garbage that’s so detached from reality and people don’t give a toss,” Dr Ian Smith said.
“The data also showed similar results for the opinions of Julia Baird, Dee Madigan and Patricia Karvelas, so the trend is clear – STFU, no-one cares.”
Caro took to Twitter to vent her frustrations of the survey to her legions of paid-for bots.