Poll finds no-one actually gives a fuck what Jane Caro thinks of anything

A new poll has found that the overwhelming majority of Australians don’t give a fuck what Jane Caro thinks of anything.

The poll, conducted by the Institute of STFU, found that 110% of Australians don’t care for her opinion, with a further 210% wondering how the fuck she even gets a gig.

“The data overwhelmingly shows that Jane’s opinions are the usual privileged, upper-class white woman garbage that’s so detached from reality and people don’t give a toss,” Dr Ian Smith said.

“The data also showed similar results for the opinions of Julia Baird, Dee Madigan and Patricia Karvelas, so the trend is clear – STFU, no-one cares.”

Caro took to Twitter to vent her frustrations of the survey to her legions of paid-for bots.

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I am sure that the same goes for the Project or any of those other talking heads type shows

Coming

Never even heard of these people

Peachy

Phew! I thought you’d come here and say that you’d give Jane one any day.

And give one to Patricia and Dee and Julia every other day…

bjw678

If he knew who they were…

Gouda

Ok, apparently Jane Caro upset the sportsball fraternity for making comments about Shakespeare during the recent AFL grandfinal. That has to be a plus for Coming!

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/sneeringly-snobbish-afl-grand-final-tweet-divides-australia/news-story/dd10a8eafa7d0c200fd016ef2390641a

Ramjet

Seemed to be a relevancy deprivation syndrome tweet to me.

Ramjet

Are they miserable old women with a Twitter account trying to make everyone as miserable as them?

Gouda

Who is Jane Caro?

Ramjet

Didn’t you sort of answer it with the sportsball comment above? I have no idea who she is as well.

Gouda

Yeah, this was posted first before bothering to look into it.

bjw678

I get the feeling the EZFKA crowd isn’t the rubbish tv watching type.

Peachy

Oh yes, daaaaahling, we’re too posh for that!

stagmal

i dont think ive watched more than five minutes of broadcast tv in the last 5 years

Peachy

I think the average youtuber these days commands a bigger viewership than the nightly news…. Those news anchors are complete fucking losers – absolute dregs of the media business!

Ramjet

News anchors are a quaint relic of a time pre internet. I assumed that their career prospects would be similar to that of a Kodak CEO, but they are still around.

bjw678

I know somehow they are still in business 🙂

Chinese Astroturfer

The elderly and lumpen proletariat love their free TV.

A fly in the ointment

You should be banned for excessive exposure.
I saw Paul Morrow (or Marley, or whatevs) from sky news few weeks ago and I still have not achieved reconvalescence, struggling with the PTSD

Coming

Anyone know if it’s true that Bruz and Gladys quit because they only lose their pension if they’re charged while in office ?

if charged after they leave pension not affected

Peachy

I’ve seen that suggested… but it stuck me as rather unlikely to be true, tbh.

I mean, what kind of rule would that be?!

Coming

EZFKA one

the higher ups need a carrot and a stick

awkward if Gladys refuses to go gracefully

bjw678

I mean, what kind of rule would that be?!

One written by the people it effects to the benefit of those that it effects, while giving the appearance of actually doing something to casual observers.

A fly in the ointment

It only gets to page 4 which is actually the page 2.
Missing at least 18 more pages

A fly in the ointment

Interesting development if this is fresh

Peachy

but it is not law and never will be:

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Agreed.
I see it though as glass half full as only few months ago there was not even a glass.
I’ve been cautionlessly optimistic in the past way too many times.

Perhaps.

in the end, the answer may well be to get the hell out of the economic zone altogether.

Learnign a language isn’t very hard.

Ramjet

Where do you recommend?

Peachy

im thinking that Northern or Eastern Europe would have some places where men are still men, women are still women, schoolteachers are respected, and few people are caught up in climate change hysterics.

there would also be a few places in the USA like that, although what I hear about USA healthcare is generally quite negative…

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