Scott Morrison unveils new “Convict Card” Social Credit System

EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison has unveiled the new social credit system to be rolled out across Australia.

Dubbed the “Convict Card” the system pays homage to the nation’s full-circle from prison colony to colony of the CCP.

“This card is nothing like the Australia Card of the 90’s, it’s much worse,” Morrison said.

Users of the card will get point increases for ratting on their neighbours, segregating the unvaccinated and supporting Police brutality.

The card will be rolled out in December.

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Agent 47

Ouch right in the feels.

Melbourne looks like they will be first up.