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Missing persons report filed for Victorian Governor after largest political crisis in state history

October 21, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Victorian Governor Linda Dessau has been reported missing to Victoria Police, after not being seen in 18 months while the Andrews government turns into Romania 2.0

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Pfizer seizes naval base…

October 21, 2021 by Peachy

So we have yet another situation where would-be satire has very quickly turned out to really be a preview of reality…

Categories Uncategorized 11 Comments

Study finds dangerously low levels of testosterone in Australian men complying with CHO directions

October 21, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“I think we can put to bed that whole ‘rugged Aussie bloke’ stereotype that questions authority, which is really only found in regional parts of Qld and WA these days. Most of them have turned into effeminate soft cocks who will do what they’re told by some public servant, at the drop of a hat.”

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Chaos breaks out across nation as Australians go full five minutes without being told what to do by government

October 20, 2021 by Minister Sinister

Citizens broke out into panic and confusion, with many unable to breathe or put one foot in front of the other. Already overwhelmed hospitals were overwhelmed with injuries from those that fell over from forgetting how to walk.

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Research shows massive recent decrease in Australians lecturing Americans over gun laws

October 20, 2021 by Minister Sinister

John Howard said he was concerned with the study and will look at ways to increase further fear of firearms, including a ‘potential Port Arthur 2.0.’

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Morrison takes entire Australian Army Regiment as security detail to sell Net-Zero plan to WA and Queensland miners

October 20, 2021 by Minister Sinister

‘There’s nothing wrong with taking a few precautions, much like John Howard wearing a vest in Sale in 1996,” Morrison said.

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Morrison renames national Digital Identity Plan “I can’t believe it’s not a social credit score”

October 19, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“I mean, it will only create a giant centralised information hub that can ban you from society at the push of a button for saying something we don’t like online, but remember it’s total optional.”

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History made after Australian journalist asks hard, critical question of Daniel Andrews at daily press conference

October 19, 2021 by Minister Sinister

“Everyone in the room was shocked, they’d been asking Dorothy Dixers and leading questions for months,” Stevenson said.

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2021 Walkley Awards to feature “Best COVID Fear Porn” category

October 19, 2021 by Timbo

“Whether it’s Dr Norman Swan getting it wrong all the time, the Doherty Institute’s cash-for-comment alarmism or any state premier press conference, there is a dearth of content to choose from,” a spokesman said.

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Study shows Melbourne protests were non-violent until Victoria Police showed up

October 19, 2021 by Timbo

The study, conducted by the Rodney King Institute, found that violence only begins once Victoria Police arrive and open fire on unarmed protestors.

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Daniel Andrews announces “Freedom from IBAC media scrutiny day”

October 19, 2021 by Timbo

“I’d like to make the point again, we spent the last 18 months destroying your lives, so you should be grateful you’re getting freedoms back that aren’t ours to give back anyway.”

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Victoria Police unveil new Café Response Unit as part of beverage consumption crackdown

October 18, 2021 by Timbo

“If you’ve ordered a latte and it’s really a cappuccino then you will be dealt with,” Commissioner Shane Patton said.

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