A missing persons report has been filed for the Governor of Victoria as the state descends into political chaos and calls for her to intervene and dismiss
Victorian Governor Linda Dessau has been reported missing to Victoria Police, after not being seen in 18 months while the Andrews government turns into Romania 2.0
“We can confirm that we’ve received multiple reports for the Victorian Governor as missing,” a spokesman for Victoria Police said.
“I mean it’s a fair call, no-one knows what the fuck she actually does other than take a six-figure salary and turn up to functions.”
Search teams have been instructed to search basements at Labor HQ and the house of Jane Halton.