New research has shown a massive drop in the number of Australians giving sanctimonious, cringey lectures to America over guns and gun laws in the last 18 months.
The study, conducted by the Australian Exceptionalism Institute, showed that the number of Australians making shitty online posts about Americans and gun laws has dropped 800%, as the realities of disarming the citizenry and living in an increasingly totalitarian police state emerges.
“There’s a marked dropped in the number in Australians carrying on like smarmy fuckwits to Americans when it comes to firearms, even to the point of begging for protection. The research clearly shows that the reality of living in China 2.0 has caught up to a lot of them, now they have no means to defend themselves from the increasingly violent actions of Police,” Dr Jack De Santis said.
“The research also demonstrated that the average Australian has no clue about guns or gun laws in both Australia and America, so it really is Dunning-Kruger writ large. I mean seriously, when the first line out of an Australian’s mouth on this topic is from Jim Jefferies it really shows it is a country full of midwits.”
John Howard said he was concerned with the study and will look at ways to increase further fear of firearms, including a ‘potential Port Arthur 2.0.’