History has been made in the EZFKA state of Victoria after a mainstream media journalist asked a question that was critical of Daniel Andrews, challenging the Premier’s increasingly unhinged, authoritarian behaviour.
Tim Stevenson, from The Daily EZFKA, asked Andrews why medical segregation was now being made legal and not an egregious breach of human rights. The Premier was lost for words and flew into a rage, prompting Stevenson’s dismissal from the conference.
“Everyone in the room was shocked, they’d been asking Dorothy Dixers and leading questions for months,” Stevenson said.
“I was sick of the press conference being essentially a two-hour advertorial for tyrannical bullshit and trampling on human rights and now I’m not welcome. Oh well, fuck him.”
Stevenson has hired extra security for his house and has been banned from all future press conferences.